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Blocks Turtle

@blocksturtle.bsky.social

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I have a youtube channel where I am an idiot: https://youtube.com/@thehappyhouse

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Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 4h

Oh wow.. I just looked it up, that actually happened!

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Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 9h

Punkins are good eatin'

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 9h

All the kids were begging their parents to get them the Bugs Bunny shoe shine kit.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 9h

Never settle for just a dudefish.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 14h

Let me sleep in, it's #Caturday!

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

But it's not the 90's anymore!

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

I miss my beautiful siamese kitty... but I don't miss her frequent barfing.
I hope yours have strong stomachs.

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Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Just use reverse psychology.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

For some reason I don't yet understand, I've been watching a lot of the Drain Cleaning Australia Youtube channel lately.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

South Korea???

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

... is there a type of hotdog that HAS a head?

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

I guess I'll have to get my cat registered to vote too.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

He needs a Heathcliff style ham-helmet for his birthday.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Is eggman plushifying instead of roboticising now?

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Why don't more people make pumpkin-men for Halloween?

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 2d

Liquid trees actually.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 2d

So, did Heathcliff also respond to the bat signal?

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Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 3d

Is ducking for apples a regional term, or just an old-timey one?

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 4d

Did anyone else think the guy in the picture was Tony Hawk at first, or was it just me?

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 4d

Black lives splatter, Seriously?!
Thank god I've never seen that one before.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 4d

Wow, art THAT bad was in a press kit?!

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 4d

I looked up that test, and it looks very easy.

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Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 4d

I have so many questions:
Is it alcoholic or non alcoholic?
Is it spiced like an apple cider?
Do you have a recipie?

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 4d

Um, maybe try stepping off the stilts?

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Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 4d

I had to look up this test, looks pretty easy.