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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 3h

“Testicles are staggeringly unattractive. They are, by far, the most aesthetically unappealing part of the human body, male or female. I think our creator was in a bad mood the day he created balls.”

Vikki, 25.

Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 3h

One of the greatest grifts ever.

Does Daylight Saving Time cost the U.S. money?

YES!

The annual cost exceeds $672 million per year.

While DST offers seasonal perks for retail, recreation, and crime prevention, its broader impacts on health, productivity, and safety are substantial.

ZOG NEWS.

Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 5h

"In China, the medical use of dry feces has a long history. Chinese doctors have accumulated unique experience in the use of fecal medicines.

Fecal medicines are a valuable gift from China to the world and have potential as treatment of diseases, such as gastrointestinal diseases."

Cliff Klaven.

Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 6h

"Gaslighting" has been used to describe state-implemented psychological harassment techniques used in East Germany during the 1970s and 1980s. It was part of the Stasi's methods,designed to paralyze the ability of people to operate without unjustifiably imprisoning them."

Cliff Klaven.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 6h

"What are the odds that nothing will be done about this and within two weeks it will have been forgotten?"

Ben Zedrine.

Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 8h

Back in the 60's when I was doing my show, "Adventures In Jazz" on WCUE radio in Akron people would infrequently say to me...Jazz, I hear you speak often of what you refer to as, "hard bop." Do you have a tune that illustrates what hard bop is.

Yes I do. This! 😎

youtu.be/THLyivv13no?...

A Fickle Sonance - Jackie McLean Quintet

YouTube video by johnnystaccata

youtu.be

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 9h

Only in America! 🤓

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 9h

Who or what are going to do anything about it? 🤔

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 10h

Something observed.

There were MILLIONS of people rallying today.

NBC is reporting right now that hundreds of thousands were there. 🤭

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 10h

The story of Jesus was coined to match ancient Sumerian and Phoenician deities. Tammuz for example, the god of their mystery teachings had been born of a virgin, died with a wound in his side and after three days rose from his tomb, leaving it vacant with the rock at the entrance rolled aside.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 11h

I laughed my fucking ass off yesterday when I saw McConnell fall right over
I have NO SHAME! 🤓

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 13h

"This has been an awesome and inspiring day so far. As an old, sick guy who thrived at these events it's satisfying to watch and celebrate. The hard part is remembering your own experiences and understanding that in just a matter of days this event will already have been forgotten."

Izzie Zenning

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 13h

"Junior screams....Holy shit Dad! You just murdered my dealer and sunk my next stash! Fuck!"

Al Prazolam.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 15h

Bullet proof glass protecting speakers in D.C. noted.

Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 16h

👍💪😎☘️💚💜🤞💚👊😇♥️🤎🖤☘️☘️

Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 1d

"I used to be an oligarch......

and then I got high."

Buzz Dupp.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 1d

"The United States voted FOR this and now it's being served to them like a fresh Cleveland Steamer."

Tough Titty News Bureau.

Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 1d

"Holy shit! That broad is fucked up! Check out those eyes! Who's her dealer?"

Buzz Dupp.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 1d

"They are lawless gangsters drunk on power and nobody has the courage or integrity to stop them."

This is the way your sentence read at my house. 🤔

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 1d

He's a shitty actor too.

Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 1d

They specifically told this nation upfront that their plan was to destroy the administrative state from top to bottom. The nation warmly invited them back. Now we're all suffering the consequences. Who knew that there could actually be consequences? In America?"

Tess Tiquels.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 1d

Take notice of the FACT this annoys and irritates you. That is the main reason he did this. It has nothing to do with this asshole Santos. Trump doesn't give a fuck about him. This is directed at YOU. To frustrate and aggravate you and keep you miserable.

(See Yellow Submarine and Blue Meanies.)

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 1d

"It's a clear and total violation of what's known as," The Hatch Act." For those of you who are unfamiliar with that...The Hatch Act is a meaningless grouping of words that have no authority. Every right winger completely ignores it, breaks it and is not held accountable."

Polly Urathané.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 1d

These people who currently rule us will quickly devise penalties.

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Jazz Is Not Dead™ @blackohiosky.bsky.social · 1d

"Hot damn! It is SO wonderful and astounding to have a President who speaks righteously and honestly. Americans are blessed to have this wonderful man in our Oval Office."

Sedno Wonever.

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