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𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞

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Ya wouldn't be sayin that after goin to the bar with me
Depends on what ya can bring to the table
*Loona yawns and sits up in a pile of bottles*

Ugh....fuckin shit..
Seriously.....dont you dare say it..
*She folds her arms while raising a brow*

Well then this should be easy for ya, there's helltube on the TV if ya get confused

*Loona said in her usual tone before walking to the kitchen*
The owl like prince would repeat it to himself underneath his breath as he picked up each bottle and looked then over.

"Windows and Mirrors, Counter tops, Carpet cleaner- Got i-"

He hadn't even finished as she'd handed him the broom.

"I'm not that blissfully unaware- I know what a broom is-"
*She points to each bottle* thats for windows and mirrors, thats for countertops and that is carpet cleaner

*she steps over and grabs a broom and hands it to him*

And this, this is a broom, it sweeps stuff
*She points to each bottle* thats for windows and mirrors, thats for countertops and that is carpet cleaner

*she steps over and grabs a broom and hands it to him*

And this, this is a broom, it sweeps stuff
Its not garbage its cleanin suppies, blitzø wont say it so I am

If your gonna be livin with us your gonna have to start cleanin up after yourself
Im not suppose to be "nice" im suppose to be terrifying
💎: "Ah... it's cute! I like it. You look... really nice."
Its a thing for Halloween, blitzø said to get festive
Is there a body pile in the hall?
Its a thing for Halloween, blitzø said to get festive
💎: "Hey... did you do something new to your hair? Or is it just the lighting in the room..."
*loona looks at [the reader]*

Sup
*Loona Blinks at a client who asked for a strange hit* im sorry you were killed by . . . a sea Monster?
I really gotta stop showin humans the real me...
*after a long bar fight with a bunch of mercenaries, loona stood up huffing and looking around to see if anyones left*

Fuck . . . I just wanted a fuckin drink

*Loona walks to the counter and swipes a bottle off the counter while the bar tender is hiding behind the counter*
Bad is a nice way to say it, were fucked 6 ways from sunday
Oh look heavens highest authority under god in hell

Excuse me while I book it to the nearest gluttony ring elevator
*Loona groans frustrated as she plays crash bandicoot 4 on her VoxStation 5*

Damnit Tawna stop dying!!