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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 1d

the indignity of our society being run by white supremacists who say "oooo chile..."

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 1d

When someone brings out Cards Against Humanity at the function

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 2d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O93v...

2020 is further back in the past than 2019.

Trevor Noah Is a ‘Cuomosexual’

YouTube video by TheEllenShow

www.youtube.com

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 3d

I dont live in New York!! Wish I did though. Love ya Big Z, excited to see you win tonight!

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 3d

I am the furthest left person you know.

And I will NOT be voting for Zohran.

Thread 🧵⬇️

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 3d

For years the most powerful men in our country were named dick, bush, and colon (private parts)

And now the most powerful man in our country is named Trump (gambling)

And you wonder why are country has problems 🙄

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 4d

Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 5d

uhhh if a taco counts as a sandwich... methinks a hotdog does as well : p

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 7d

www.kcrg.com/2025/10/30/t...

this was you?

Teen taken into custody after allegedly stealing car from Hy-Vee in Des Moines

A 14-year-old boy is in custody after allegedly stealing a car and leading police on a chase in Des Moines, KCCI reports.

www.kcrg.com

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 7d

Halloween is OVER! Everybody go back to being normal NOW!

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 16d

I have no proof but deep down im sure John Fetterman was created with one of these

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 16d

Why are people so upset that Graham Platner is a Tokyo Revengers fan? I thought anime was mainstream

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 19d

I finally locked in my final team member last night, my crew is:

Sebring the Meganium
Rohmer the Scolopede
Novack the Barbaracle
Hepburn the Simisear
Varda the Absol
Francois the Dragonite

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 21d

Arrrr, twas actually thar mother who forgot to pack the epipen

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 21d

Scheduling my next family court appointment for Talk Like a Pirate Day so the judge can see what a fun dad looks like

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 24d

They are telling are children they are wimpy... the point is to demoralize you...

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 24d

I refuse to see any hollywood blockbusters unless they star Jared Leto! Who's with me???

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 24d

Paul: wow John, we're v-tubers now
John: yeah we sing for Hololive now Paul, oh...

Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 25d

Phan deniers... HOLD. THE. LINE.

#DANANDPHILAREBOTHSTRAIGHT
#METROSEXUALISMISREAL

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 25d

Awful day for republican dan and phil fans.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 26d

The Bluesky discover page is all people saying shit like "uhhhh, mr president... suspending democracy was uhh... certainly a choice. Sir, this is a wendys". Its just 2017 frozen in amber.

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 26d

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a really really really really big shield

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29d

If Dragonball Super ever comes back the will 100% let you bet on it on Draftkings

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29d

That is understandable lol
this is on mobile and f2p but its my favorite cozy game, its just a simple autobattler pokemon clone with very adorable and well done designs. my reccomendation for something lighter (I am obsessed with it and ranked #7 in the entire game😅)

play.google.com/store/apps/d...

Clash of Critters - Apps on Google Play

Rally Critters to fend off zombies, create your own camp and hit the jackpot！

play.google.com

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Birdonic @birdonicwaves.bsky.social · 29d

Digimon Story Time Stranger

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