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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 13m

Here's a documentary video that goes into it: youtu.be/ZxBHq_f19Lo

Yes, all of the claims I had made are true of Burger Andy, or Burger Planet, and have evidence to back them up. You can see the evidence within this video.

The Pathetic Life of Burger Planet

YouTube video by Interesting Stuff From Around The World

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 15m

He also dumped garbage onto a blind old woman's lawn because she got him angry, and stole a slice of pizza from a homeless man.

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 15m

Also, if you think this is mean or bullying, I want to remind you all that Burger Andy is a known sexual harasser of women, particularly Asian women, so don't feel too bad for him.

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 15m

I can't believe the real Tru TV made a YouTube video featuring Burger Andy clips. Lmao

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 15m

Ok, I've been posting some pretty heavy stuff to Blusky lately.

So instead, I will post two videos where a guy called Burger Planet (aka Burger Andy), a grown adult man, cries over a bad haircut (which was $9 iirc).

youtu.be/tMGgHW4cuf8

youtu.be/h2C-hgbYOWE

Bad Haircut

YouTube video by TheBackwardsCinema

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Sycho Flare @sychoflare.bsky.social · 32m

Day4: Eyeless Jack
A personal favorite of mine

Eyeless jack standing in front of a dim full moon at night

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 2h

If Katie Cruz or any of her cronies or friends ever come across this thread, I want them to read these threads and the two screenshots of the removed Reddit post in the first thread: bsky.app/profile/bird...

bsky.app/profile/bird...

You are not and never will be progressive nor feminist.

AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 2d

[TW: Pedophilia, misogyny, SA & CSA, mentions of other forms of bigotry, mentions of suicide]

Wow, I feel like I wasted my time...

#misogyny #intersectionalfeminism

AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 2h

Last batch of reply comments.

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 2h

In the second screenshot, some either freak or troll called fouryearsold-98 shows up. There's nothing really notable about them other than they were seemingly defending Katie for some reason.

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 2h

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 2h

Here are the rest of the replies. All of the replies she got are pretty much what you'd expect an open pedophile/MAP and child predator would get.

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 2h

Here are all of the replies. Lol

As you can see, not only did Sly Boy himself respond, but so did Katie herself, to both Sly Boy and one other commenter in the reply thread.

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 2h

On this video Sly Boy made on her, she posted this comment, which Sly Boy then gave the "pin of shame" (a practice in which a YouTuber pins a comment for being stupid, inflammatory, or otherwise "shame-worthy").

Comment on Sly Boy's first video on Katie Cruz by Katie herself. Katie's @ on YouTube is KatieCruzQueenpin.

The comment reads, "No where in here did you explain what makes Katie a predator. Everything you described sounds like she just legitimately loves Lucy. Whether or not you think that's weird doesn't determine if someone is a predator. A predator would be out to hurt someone, or would have no regard for their wellbeing. Obviously that doesn't describe Katie.

Also, Mythebe is not part of MEDAL, and hasn't been for a long time."

At the time of the screenshot, her comment got 17 likes and 55 comments.

Also at the time of the screenshot, Sly Boy's video had 524 comments.

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 3h

Here is the video in which these screencaps come from: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ob2...

They are from the segment "The Lucy Saga, which id from 15:04 - 24:52.

Katie Cruz: The Christian P3d*phile Influencer

YouTube video by Sly Boy

www.youtube.com

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 3h

Yet another post from Katie on her website. This post was created on October 30, 2021.

The post reads, "It's been a year and a half since I last seen her. But the pain I feel is still heavy. I don't know how to move on, or get over her. It's not like we ended on bad terms. Her family just pulled us apart. 😢"

Text from another post from Katie. It reads, "You know, I love her so much, I'd be willing to wait until she's 18 just for a chance of a relatonship."

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 3h

This and the next post are just more screenshots of posts from Katie's website, and text from her posts on her website, that I had gotten through Sly Boy's first video on her.

(All of the screenshots of these posts and text from her posts all have alt text I have provided for those who need it.)

Text from a post of Katie's from her website.

The text is from a post of Katie's in which she details a fantasy of hers where she and Katie are dead and in Heaven. If I remember correctly, Katie is also a child in this fantasy. I forgot to mention this, but Katie is a Christian, and fairly religious.

For context, the following text is supposed to be from God in this fantasy. The text says, in quotation marks, "Yes. You showed great love and compassion for children all of your life, and especially for Lucy. You resisted the temptation of lust. Your greatest gift came from your greatest temptation. You and Lucy formed a bond that could never be broken. Now, you will be her guide and mentor for all eternity. And she will be your pillar to lean on for love and companionship. You are soul mates."

A post of Katie's from her website. It says, "I just got home from work, I'm lying in bed, and I'm all emotional missing Lucy.

What did I do to deserve this? How do you get over someone you love that is taken away from you? It's not even like she was a girlfriend who dumped me, it's her parents. How do you cope with that?"

Below on the bottom left of the post is a tiny folder icon, and to the right of it are the words "Grief", and "Tweets". Below that is a tiny icon showing two shopping tags, which to the right of them has the words "Grief", "Love", "Lucy" and "Tweets".

Below those things are an option to view a previous post, represented by a tiny icon that is a left pointing arrow (<) with "PREV" to the right of it, and "Previous Post" underneath the icon, and an option to view the next post, represented by a tiny icon that says "NEXT", with a tiny right pointing arrow (>) to the right of it, and "Next Post" underneath that icon.

Another post from Katie Cruz's website. The post says, "I'm in love with her. I love and care about her deeply. I know we'll never be able to have a traditional romantic relationship, get married and grow old together. But I want to be her friend. Someone she can talk to. A shoulder to cry on. And I know someday, she'll meet some boy... or maybe a girl who'll sweep her off her feet. And I'll just have to smile and nod in approval, before I go home and cry. But my solace will be that when she grows up and looks back, she'll hold no contempt toward me, and look fondly on our time together. And I can only hope that she will always consider me her friend."

Below on the bottom left of the post is a tiny folder icon, and to the right of it are the words "Profession Of Love", "Prose", "Reminisce" and "Tweets". Below that is a tiny icon showing two shopping tags, which to the right of them has the words "Love", "Lucy", "Profession", "Prose", "Reminisce", "Soulmate", and "Tweets".

Below those things are an option to view a previous post, represented by a tiny icon that is a left pointing arrow (<) with "PREV" to the right of it, and "'Cuties' Review" underneath the icon, and an option to view the next post, represented by a tiny icon that says "NEXT", with a tiny right pointing arrow (>) to the right of it, and "Next Post" underneath that icon.

Another post of Katie's on her website. It reads, "Added Lucy as a beneficiary to my life insurance policy. Put a clause in my will that if she's under 18 at the time of my demise, it will go into a trust fund that her parents can't touch. That way they don't smoke all of her money away, and maybe she can do better for herself. My friends say it's a nice thought, but probably futile. They're probably right, but people have done stupider things for love."

Below on the bottom left of the post is a tiny folder icon, and to the right of it are the words "Profession Of Love", and "Tweets". Below that is a tiny icon showing two shopping tags, which to the right of them has the words "Love", "Lucy", "Maternal", "Nurture" and "Profession".

Below those things are an option to view a previous post, represented by a tiny icon that is a left pointing arrow (<) with "PREV" to the right of it, and "International Day Of The Girl Child" underneath the icon, and an option to view the next post, represented by a tiny icon that says "NEXT", with a tiny right pointing arrow (>) to the right of it, and "Coming to terms" underneath that icon.

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 3h

Here are other screenshots from that video showcasing more of her obsessions with Lucy, who reminder, would have only been 10 years old at the time.

(I have added alt text for any blind or visually impaired people who may come across this post or thread.)

A post from Katie Cruz's website.

The post says, "I went over to my friends' house, and as soon as I came in Lucy came running to me, wrapped her arms around me and her legs around my leg. I bent down and kissed her forehead and hugged her. She asked me if I wanted to see her toy house that she was painting, and of course I did. Gonna be an artist when she grows up.

She continued painting, so I went and picked up her baby sister, Chloe. I held her and talked to her for awhile. Pretty soon Lucy came back in, and sat next to me. She started trying to tickle me and wrestle my only free arm, as the other was holding baby Chloe. She told me right at the beginning that she's ticklish all over. I started tickling her belly and pinching her cheeks. She was going for my underarms. I managed to get her underarms, and she started squirming all around. She was still holding onto my arm while squirming, and I pulled her in and wrapped my arm around her. She was so soft and warm.

Pretty soon my friend came and got the baby to feed her, so Lucy challenged me to an arm wrestling match. I let her win. 😃"

A continuation of the post from Katie Cruz's website shown in the previous screenshot. It says, "... tickled her. After several flinched, I told her I promise I won't tickle her. And I kept my promise. She then let me pick her up.

She wanted to stand on my legs, so I sat down and held her hands while she climbed on me.

She then wanted me to pick her up again. Mmmm she was so soft and cuddly. Her mother told her she needed to brush her teeth, so I carried her to the bathroom and let her grab her toothbrush. She started getting heavy, so I had to put her down.

We ended the night with her climbing on the couch behind me and wrapping her arms around me before she went to bed.

This is the most cuddles I've had in a long time. I love her so much. I hope I can see her more often."

On the bottom left corner of the post is a tiny folder icon with the word "Testimony" next to it, to the right of the folder.

A screenshot of a post by Katie Cruz. It says, "Yesterday, I seen her again. We went outside and drew on the sidewalk with chalk. A little later that evening, we were back inside and she came and sat on my lap. I wrapped my arms around her and held her for almost an hour. She was so soft, her hair in my face. She smelled so good. At one point, she started trying to tickle me, so I pinned her down and blew raspberries on her belly. She then got up close, her face in mine, and was sticking her tongue out. I kissed her, and it was kind of like we were almost making out. I grabbed her and pulled her back on my lap. Pretty soon she grabbed my arm, and didn't want to let me go. She started trying to lick my hand, and started sucking on my fingers. Honestly I thought that was weird, but it was kinda cute, too.

Oh my gosh, I got so much cuddles. She's all I think about now. I'm so in love."

To the bottom left of the post is a tiny folder icon, and to the right of the icon, it says the words "Friendship" and "Testimony". Underneath that, is a tiny icon of two shopping tags. To the right of the tags icon are the words "Cuddle", "Friendship", "Love", "Lucy" and "Testimony".

Text from a post by Katie Cruz on her website. It says, "I've been thinking about trying to date an adult, but after spending time with Lucy, I realize I already have everything I want. She fills the girlfriend and companion role for me. If only I could have her every day, and sleep in each other's arms, I'd be set."

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 3h

On November 19, 2021, Katie Cruz had made a post to her website, which you can see in the screenshot below, which I had gotten from a video on Katie by Sly Boy called, "Katie Cruz: The Christian P3d*phile Influencer". (The screenshot gets shown in the video at 17:44 - 17:58)

A post from Katie Cruz's website. It was posted on November 19, 2021.

The post says, "It'll be 8 years before she's 18. I don't know if I'll see her again before she's 18, or even after. Am I delusional to wait for her for that long, with no guarantee we'll end up together in the end? I really don't wanna be with anyone else, though."

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 3h

Katie had made numerous posts to her website from 2018 - 2025 about her obsession with Lucy.

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 3h

Lucy's parents had grown concerened with her strange closeness with their daughter, although allegedly being aware that Katie is a pedo, so eventually drifted away from Katie, keeping their daughter away from her.

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 3h

Lucy at the time was 7 while Katie, obviously, was a grown adult. (Idk what her specific age was at the time, but it doesn't really matter, regardless, she was an adult.)

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 3h

Katie has been known to have an unhealthy obsession with a little girl known by the pseudonym "Lucy", who Katie had met back in 2018, though had known Lucy's parents since high school.

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AmazonParrot @birdgirl3948.bsky.social · 3h

[TW: Pedophilia/MAPs, child predators]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCd6...

This woman, Katie Cruz, has planned to kill Sly Boy for speaking out against him. In the past, she also threatened a woman on TikTok, Riada Araes (aka Riri), who also called her out for being a pedo (or "MAP" as she calls it).

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Pan-Pizza: Watch LOKI IRL @rebeltaxi.bsky.social · 5h

Laser disk finds 😐

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Pan-Pizza: Watch LOKI IRL @rebeltaxi.bsky.social · 9h

Emily Vasquez ideas

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