Jenna 🐦 Archive
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Jenna 🐦 Archive
@birdarchive.jennatollerson.com
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An incomplete and imperfect archive of my tweets from the bird app, February 2007 to December 2022. You can find and follow the modern me @jennatollerson.com All apologies for the lack of alt text; the ExTwitter does not include it with the export! 😞
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About this account! If you see these skeets that were formerly tweets and somehow want more, you should follow me @jennatollerson.com
I've created an archive of my tweets @birdarchive.jennatollerson.com. I wasn't known for posting bangers and I wasn't particularly prolific, but I was active from February 2007. I remember texting my tweets to 40404. πŸ˜…

It's messy, full of broken links and lacks context, but I'm happy to have it.
About this account! If you see these skeets that were formerly tweets and somehow want more, you should follow me @jennatollerson.com
I've created an archive of my tweets @birdarchive.jennatollerson.com. I wasn't known for posting bangers and I wasn't particularly prolific, but I was active from February 2007. I remember texting my tweets to 40404. πŸ˜…

It's messy, full of broken links and lacks context, but I'm happy to have it.
This year, everyone's favorite Christmas playlist has climbed to just over 25 hours of festive tunes πŸŽ„
I made a list. I checked it twice. Then I obsessed over that list every season for 10 consecutive years. Today, my carefully curated Christmas playlist clocks in at over 24 hours of tunes, lovingly designed to perfectly soundtrack your holiday.
https://t.co/ZaLFmsGF3v
I am sure it's not cool to share these anymore, still it is notable that this year I went even harder
I don't know if I believe this hellsite is about to vanish, but still, legally, you have to tell me https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1593421440929255424
I took a little break and truly came back to Twitter on the best day πŸ˜‚ https://twitter.com/WeAreMel/status/1591161321503961090
Good analysis. This ruling is just more 'free speech for me, but not for thee' Conservative BS.

"Oldham continually focuses (incorrectly and incoherently) on the idea that editorial discretion is censorship." https://twitter.com/mmasnick/status/1570922679145992193
Fake Monday actually felt like a Thursday
I'm not gonna create any Circles but you should definitely put me in your Circles https://t.co/Wtr1r24uQK
It's hot out there. This is your reminder to drink some water. I've had three separate incidents this week in which I was so tired I thought "am I dying?" only to realize way too late that my dumbass was dehydrated.
Ahhhhh this is so good

β€œIt’s easy to bury a band like Gin Blossoms in the sands of nostalgia, but what we’re really burying are the memories of our lives when they were free to be chaotic.” https://twitter.com/nikostratis/status/1555264789399707649
Hey folks Jeremy is reeeally close to his fundraising goal. You can support the Brain Buddies (a great team name) and the National MS Society https://twitter.com/Overlapping/status/1553807998757195776
Dunking on a fascist with your grade school knowledge of parts of speech is trendy or whatever, but if you really want to be one of the cool kids, say *trans rights* πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ https://twitter.com/supership79/status/1552071612240826368
@earth2travis Actually, right now I'm thinking the real moral of this story is several decades ago, while at a formative age, I learned a lesson that delayed gratification is not worth it, and that has affected my decisions and life trajectory ever since. πŸ˜‚
It was the summer of 1990. I saved up my precious ice cream money for several days, foregoing treats, so I could afford the most expensive item on the truck: the Choco Taco. It was a soggy, disgusting mess. I felt betrayed. I never had another. And now I guess I never will.
Purchased yet another eyeshadow palette, just compulsive behavior