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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸

@billydomineau.bsky.social

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he/him/they TV Writer - SNL, Family Guy, In The Know, Seinfeld 9/11. Coming to UCB Maude Oct 2025 Insta: @duraflamelogs Neurodivergent and apparently unlikely to ever use the toilet unassisted

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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · Apr 22

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 18h

the government has sulfate-free Suave but is keeping it from you

Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 1d

They’re gooning in herds. They do goon in herds.

Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 1d

The invisible jerkoff hand

Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 1d

would respect Star Wars so much more if in one scene a big ass thing was just pounding a Budweiser

Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 2d

“Our company is so profitable and inevitable that we had to change corporate policy to keep violent incels from abandoning the platform.”

The Verge @theverge.com · 2d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 2d

(me after hearing your pitch for a movie about a disabled holocaust survivor who triumphs over domestic abuse, based on the life of your great-grandmother who is in the room)

“Could the protagonist be small and yellow and wear overalls and want bananas?”

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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 2d

me: Sweetie come back to bed
MrBeast: I have to light 8 teenagers on fire in a Best Buy

Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 4d

Have you seen One Battle After Another? It’s screening in LargeMax. You can see it in AMC Magnum. It’s literally in Rhino 9K.

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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 4d

picked my outfit for Chappell Roan

Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 4d

making graven images, worshipping false idols etc

Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 4d

need a savage bullpen called GeekSquad

Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 4d

Celebrity Deathmatch was made for Huntr/x vs HAIM

Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 5d

wait Chappell Roan is a GIRL???

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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 6d

Gonna make a prediction for fun. As ICE and NG troops swarm cities, protests will lead some hotels to refuse to accept military reservations. Trump admin will sue, and we will get our first ever 3rd Amendment Supreme Court case.