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Ham (Found on Net)

@bikeguy.bsky.social

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One of those guys where biking is his entire personality. Tweets variously about food, wine, evils of free parking. Go Hawks/COYG! Minneapolis MN

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Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 1m

Who else up enjoying the daylight?

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 8h

Clearly Canadian ad? What else are they keeping from us?

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jen ramos-eisen 🇵🇭 @jenramose.online · 10h

Jon Bois
@jon_bois

why watch [WORLD SERIES GAME 7] when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

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Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 8h

Was the Jays catcher designed in Minecraft?

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 9h

pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight

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Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 12h

Last night of the year (that I’m willing) to smoke stuff:

Huge tray of perfectly cooked smoked salmon

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 12h

“Yeah make sure to prominently feature the ugliest building downtown. Sure make it even bigger!”

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 12h

We just put food in front her and walk away.

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 12h

The way our teenager will a) be hangry b) asked if she’s hungry c) deny it d) admit she skipped lunch and e) not put the 4 together…

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Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 13h

They just played Back In Black!! You bet I’m furious!

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Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 13h

I’ve heard that restaurants have a giant pot that cooks like 75 batches of pasta in a night in basically the same water and THAT is the magic stuff.

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Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 13h

Voted! Got all the answers correct too! I admittedly did vote for Meg Forney because it would have been easy to go along the Uptown Mall vote and she didn’t.

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 13h

Iowa State gonna be a “bad loss” for Iowa in a few more weeks

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 19h

This was a good costume, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Frankly the “music band” t shirt would make it in to my regular rotation.

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Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 19h

Buy all the equipment I need to swap out a press fit bottom bracket Y/N? Presently only have one bike w PF BB, but it might be 2 soon. This is a serious question it’s like $250, shop would do it for under $50 im guessing. Carbon bike if that matters.

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 21h

Why would Boba Fett be on Luke’s speeder? This is NOT canon!! (Sweet ride!)

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Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 22h

Nov 1st bitches

Mariah Carey’s Christmas album art. First ever skeet you can hear.

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 22h

Was still a little blurry this AM and I saw “1 repost” under a skeet, thought it said “1 respect” and honestly I think my way is an improvement.

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Someone stopped for us when they had no stop sign and no cross walk. I didn’t move because I was pretty sure they were going to get rear ended. When they (barely) weren’t, we had to wait for a non-stopping car going the other way. By now the cars are 6 deep behind our “non-stopper”, they won’t move!

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Reminder Halloween is the deadliest day of the year for pedestrians! If you’re not headed to the ER get off the road tonight!

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Reminder Halloween is the deadliest day of the year for pedestrians! If you’re not headed to the ER get off the road tonight!

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Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 1d

It is not going to stop raining for many hours!! This is the last 3 plus one hour forecast!

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Back on my bullshit: Apple has told me it’s going to stop raining “within the hour” for the last 2 hours, and one quick glance at the radar clearly indicates it’s not going to stop raining!

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Mouse and bird comic, mouse is asking questions and bird answering

BIRD, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU FEEL EMPTY?
WHAT ABOUT EMOTIONALLY EMPTY?
EXISTENTIALLY
POST
SAME
ANSWER
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, MOUSE, WE'RE GOING THREE FOR THREE ON THIS ONE
POORLY DRAWN LINES

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Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone on this zoom either 1) is named Matt or B) name starts with “J” (excepting the (1) woman)

Ham (Found on Net) @bikeguy.bsky.social · 1d

There is a plan in place to advocate for a better Bryant while Lyndale is under construction, as it’s going to be a disaster. This is independent of whatever they do on Lyndale.