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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 1d

I like that 😏

"Self-important human noises"

*squish*

"Now, back to our kaiju argument"

He didn't even think twice about it 😈

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 1d

Could definitely be worse... 😋

Also, I'm imagining those ankle tattoos are a mark for every thousand people stomped on, because 18 isn't a very impressive number for a Kaiju but 18,000? And that's just with that foot alone 😈

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 2d

“Sure, it was disappointing to lose the 'Duke of York' title, but it turns out in one of the former colonies, America, I can finally be King!" chaser.com.au/world/epstei...

Epstein connection disqualifies Prince Andrew from royal titles, qualifies him for US Presidency

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 2d

Maintenance guys be like:

bsky.app/profile/biga...

Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · Apr 10

Where can I apply for this job..?
👀💦
#SizeSky

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 3d

Wow

Why..?

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 3d

No! Bad kitty!

Buses are not to~...

🤔

What am I saying? Of course buses are toys. Carry on.

Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 3d

That dick doubles as a melee weapon 👀💦

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Tali - Looking @ NFC ✨ @talidraws.bsky.social · 3d

It's all good, I got my drawing tablet!~ 🖍️🦊✨

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 3d

Ideal working conditions 🥰

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 3d

You do realise that the: "I don't want the conservative candidate to win but I won't vote for the progressive candidate because it's not the specific person I want" argument falls completely flat?
Because conservative voters will vote for anyone & that's how they win.

Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 3d

If he went in a real fighter jet, the G-forces would kill him.

🤔...

Someone get him into a real fighter jet!

Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 4d

"Crawling out of my hole"

Something no micro's ever done 😈

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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 4d

"I think he is going to pray over the decision on whether to join the party, I saw him duck into the prayer room." chaser.com.au/national/pau...

Pauline offers to let Barnaby pick out the next batch of female interns

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 4d

All sitting their big, blubbery butts or laying their big, blubbery bellies along the shore, unaware (or uncaring) of all the tiny beachgoers vanishing beneath them 🥰

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 4d

Worth it! 🥰

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RoxyPancakesGuard @roxypancakesguard.bsky.social · Sep 5

Would be a great valentines day present, but Theodore is a bit too romantic and wants Zariel to have such funn every day~

#macro #micro #sizesky #sizedifference #macrophilia #manga #manhwa #yaoi #gay #giant

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 4d

Or leave just their tail sticking out

"Nice fox-tail plug, looks very realistic. It's moving a lot too, is it battery powered?"

"Something like that..." 😈

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 17d

“They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others."

she was “wrapped in the Israeli flag and paraded like a trophy."

when you're definitely the good guys

Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags

Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water

www.theguardian.com

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 5d

Little guy doesn't need to breathe if he's already in heaven 😏

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Piti Yindee @pitiyindee.bsky.social · 5d

🐺 ⋆｡‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐁! ˚‧｡⋆ 🐦

Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 5d

Next Adventure:

"Escape the Bat Cave!"

😏

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 5d

Would some Raccoon music help?
🦝🎶
youtu.be/CW6L36-Tc5Q?...

Caravan Palace - Raccoons (Official Audio)

YouTube video by CaravanPalace

youtu.be

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 5d

My 'Spyro dragon daddies' senses are tingling...

I'm picturing Cedric & Devlin

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 6d

None of them like sharing their micro toys but all three steal one another's 😏

Also, I'm reminded of Quazies' Godzilla Animations & the "Dirt Dens where most Kiaju live a humanist lifestyle"

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Tales from Monster Island! - YouTube

What if Godzilla was a slice of life animated series? Enjoy these fan-made tales from Monster Island!

youtube.com

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Big Aussie Vulpine @bigaussiefox.bsky.social · 6d

Beyond ridiculous, yet not remotely surprising... 🤔🤷‍♂️