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so, actually, my best friend can open portals like no problem! my other bestfriends boyfriend is from your universe.

there's not like major differences, places aren't quite the same. soda brands are just like different. heroes are all different but there's definitely some kinda congruent evolution.
I don't have any real basis to believe you couldn't.

Follow your dreams.

Do you know anyone that teleports in your universe? Actually, do you know about any interesting differences between our universes?

Answer one or both!

There's so much to learn.
still, without any real basis, I think I could out archer that guy, easy.

wow. maybe he has like a secret bat sonar so he can sneak even easier.
still, without any real basis, I think I could out archer that guy, easy.

wow. maybe he has like a secret bat sonar so he can sneak even easier.
Glass house, can't comment.

My answer to that question should be no, but nobody really knows how he can enter a room without being detected.

This is the answer that accurately reflects the information I have:

No?
I think I've seen him but I don't dig his whole robin hood vibe. sorry. feels too contrived imo.

though my namesakes just purple so I don't have to much of a leg to stand on.

can he actually teleport?
I think I've seen him but I don't dig his whole robin hood vibe. sorry. feels too contrived imo.

though my namesakes just purple so I don't have to much of a leg to stand on.

can he actually teleport?
Well, that's wonderful!
One of my pals uses arrows too.

I'd say lacking powers is common over here. But lacking powers in a power legacy isn't common.

One of our best heroes lacks powers, supposedly.

(Batman can teleport.)
nope! I'm also a legacy kinda hero. but with no powers too. and no bugs. :(

just arrows, that's kind of the whole deal. can I just say, I really respect other no power heroes. is that sort of thing common there?
nope! I'm also a legacy kinda hero. but with no powers too. and no bugs. :(

just arrows, that's kind of the whole deal. can I just say, I really respect other no power heroes. is that sort of thing common there?
That's exactly right!

How about you? Do you have any powers?
yeah, no, that doesn't sound great....

so you're a bug themed gadget guy? did I get the gist?
it does sound pretty amazing, but I'm going to be playing nurse for the foreseeable future, do you do rain checks?
Sounds like there's no catch to caught you with! I'm gonna go ahead and text my guys, have them open a suite up for you. You'll have that tired off your bones before dinner.
okay, see, I can live with cucumber water only. might even prefer that actually.
okay, see, I can live with cucumber water only. might even prefer that actually.
And we have an aux cord in the suite, you can plug in your music and drown folks out, so... monolog defused!

If I HAD to find a 'catch' to give you the ick with? I guess it'd be that we only do cucumber flavored water. No tap, no sparkling. ONLY cucumber-infused, so if you don't like cukes... well.
yeah, no, that doesn't sound great....

so you're a bug themed gadget guy? did I get the gist?
None!

Beetles get their powers from scarabs.

Scarabs need to latch onto a host to give them power. They usually remain attached until the host dies. The scarab shared between the first and third Beetle is Khaji-Da.

Khaji tried to latch onto me, but it failed.

The other details are...unpleasant.
so it's a legacy thing? bug legacy..... but you don't have powers. like, at all?
okay, yeah, I'm familiar but what's the catch? usually when something sounds too good to be true it means someone's trying to kidnap me or vaporize me or, worst of all, monologue at me.
You ever see one of those TV shows from like... the '70s? Where rich folks would be beachside, getting a massage, while physically fit but generic hardbodies delivered 'em fruits, & alcohol & flowers and shit?

Like they were vacationing in paradise? Imagine that, but in the Upper East Side.
as amazing as that sounds, uh, what's the relaxation suite?
so it's a legacy thing? bug legacy..... but you don't have powers. like, at all?
Nope! Only bug gadgets.

But Beetles usually have bug powers.
okay, okay. so you're from the other universe that's all weird and crazy, gotcha. that actually makes a lot of sense now. do you have bug powers???
as amazing as that sounds, uh, what's the relaxation suite?
Sounds like someone's angling for some time in the relaxation suite! Say no more, girlie, I'll set it up for ya.
no no. we can still pull something together.
so i got a costume for nothing?
oh my god I didn't even plan my halloween party for this year. the bishop bash isn't happening for the first time in years? who am I even??
okay, okay. so you're from the other universe that's all weird and crazy, gotcha. that actually makes a lot of sense now. do you have bug powers???
I do know that Superman guy!
well. I guess that's not the craziest thing I ever heard.... wait a second. do you know that superman guy?
oh my god I didn't even plan my halloween party for this year. the bishop bash isn't happening for the first time in years? who am I even??
well. I guess that's not the craziest thing I ever heard.... wait a second. do you know that superman guy?
Basically.

I'm a street-level guy with space problems because I follow the legacy of a guy with an alien insect, but I can't use it, so I make bug technology.

My best friend and business partner is a time traveller.

Space and time, Blue and Gold.
I'm the second Blue Beetle.
okay, so you're like a space guy?
okay, so you're like a space guy?
She's the best ship this side of the galaxy.

When life settles down, I imagine I'll be able to have normal conversations again.
right, yeah no, totally. you sound like a genius for sure, having a giant bug really sounds sane and genius.
right, yeah no, totally. you sound like a genius for sure, having a giant bug really sounds sane and genius.
Genius and absurdity are part of the same cloth. And I'm a crafter.

Y'know, I own a giant bug.
okay the more you keep talking the more I think you might just have a few screws loose. no offense.
okay the more you keep talking the more I think you might just have a few screws loose. no offense.
Potentially; it's certainly not impossible.

It changes spontaneously, and the logic of what happens within it resembles a game or something fictional more than a real environment.

Some areas make sense, some don't. Hard to explain, harder to navigate.

It's an average cosmic problem.
oh, I wasn't exactly offering, just more of a general question. why though, is it in like some interdimensional cave?
oh, I wasn't exactly offering, just more of a general question. why though, is it in like some interdimensional cave?
No!! No.

There's peculiarities about this place that make traveling through it...inadvisable.

But I appreciate the thought.
I hope the first thing is recovery and hydration after all that. do you need to be like rescued??
I hope the first thing is recovery and hydration after all that. do you need to be like rescued??
Totally! 👍

When I get outta here, I'm giving it new features. It'll be the sixth thing I do!
okay, I see how that could be a situation of sorts. uh. at least the watch is working? 👍
okay, I see how that could be a situation of sorts. uh. at least the watch is working? 👍
I've been stuck in a cave for two months.

Everything is happening in that context.
then what exactly is making this situation horrible if everything's working like it should
then what exactly is making this situation horrible if everything's working like it should
A function of the watch.

I use them to keep track of my thoughts and work through problems in ways that other methods can't help with.

If I'm working on something complex, I tend to create enough to fill a room.