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👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻

@besidetheteesside.bsky.social

530 followers 390 following 1.6K posts

Has more than the average number of fingers. Tunes (guitars), baseball (Padres), books (hardboiled/noir), nonsense (general.)

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👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 11h

Taking a time out. Think I've just run out of steam. Covid then holiday then back off holiday then bug then 2 jabs yesterday and feeling shit. Brain and body have had enough.

Be back soon. Be kind to each other and fuck the government.

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👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 14h

"Five Nights at Jeffrey's"

👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 14h

As she's married to me, I would say "tolerance."

👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 15h

@andyparmo.co.uk happy birthday amigo!

👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 15h

You're welcome

A spoof reply to someone asking a man about the secret of his longevity.

👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 15h

Loughborough had "Next Door" (because it was next door to a "classier" place. Rock night was Thursday. The 3 Nuns was the most rock/goth pub (also known as The 6 Tits.) Also apparently good for swingers.

Dunno about dingy but NE Volume Music Bar is probably the closest we have to that in the PRoT.

👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 18h

He has a shed for it? I thought he'd just cum in the bushes. *snigger*

👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 18h

100% that!

👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 18h

She was a shithouse when she was presenting our local news, so I'm not surprised.

👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 18h

Should say, not all Christians are like that, but people that are will often claim it's down to their "religious convictions."

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👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 18h

Had a quick look at her Wikipedia and was scrolling through and I thought "I bet it mentions she's a Christian somewhere in there." And yes it was.

She can fuck off.

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👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 19h

Can confirm I feel like dogshit.

The joys of two jabs on one day. Gets me every year.

a cartoon character is laying on a pile of pillows in front of a bulletin board that has a free car wash advertisement on it

ALT: a cartoon character is laying on a pile of pillows in front of a bulletin board that has a free car wash advertisement on it

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👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 1d

Had me flu jab and Big Rona booster this morning. Was expecting a healthy debate over the covid, but not an eyebrow was raised.

👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 1d

Target Acquired. #gomez #bringiton #nationalalbumday #vinyl #vinyllove #record #recordcollector

👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 1d

Well you SAY that!

👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d

I was devastated when the phone died and I lost that clip.

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👻 SpoOoOoOoOoOooOOOong 👻 @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d

I had a 3 second video of @theednawatkins.bsky.social simulating giving a blow job and used to reply with that to any spam messages. I once replied 5 or 6 times to one spammer with the video and they ended up asking if I was OK or needed help.