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Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Feb 10

I am playing with slime during my microsoft teams meetings we are not the same

Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Feb 5

being alive everyday is so fucking insufferable

Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Feb 3

office of giving a shit is closed until further notice. Please file all complaints with ur mom at this time. Check back in never for updates

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Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Feb 3

at what point does bisexual women with boyfriends being attracted to you change from meaning you are hot to being an omen for a long forgotten prophecy cause rn I'm at 3

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Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Feb 3

buy me a 3 finger box combo and I'll give you the 3 finger combo fr

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Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Feb 3

seeking someone to let me explain the omegaverse too

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Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Feb 3

homies let homies lick cinnamon butter off them

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Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Jan 29

in a perpetual state of needing someone to yell at me to get things done

Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Jan 27

my peenar exploded

Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Jan 27

Every time some tells me I am sweet, kind or I have made myself important in their life I get a twinge of fear that I could never be as good a person as they think I am because I still see who I am as the worst moments of my life, and I think if they saw it that way they wouldn't say those things.

Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Jan 26

this is a copy pasta. unless you're interested then dm me ✨️😎✊️

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Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Jan 23

I never knew how good I had it when mcdonalds had 24 hour breakfast, I knew the American dream was dead when they took that shit away

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Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Jan 23

those are my edating prices

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Bertha @berthathemathghost.bsky.social · Jan 22

EDATING PRICES
❥ SLEEP CALL
10min = $20
30min = $40
1-3hr = $70
4-6hr = $100
10hr = $300
❥ TXTS
gm/gn text = $5
i love you = $5
regular texting w pet name = $70
❥ MATCHING PFPS
10min = $10
30min = $25
2hr = $50
24hr = 125$