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Bensmummy33 🤕
@bensmom33.bsky.social
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Mom, wife, volunteer, retired attorney, life-long Mets fan, RWRB fan fic writer, BA in History, Masters in Sarcasm. Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · Mar 24
I don't know who is more tired this morning. Me, who locked myself out of my house, or my husband who asked me if I was able to get back in when he woke up and I told him the story. In our living room.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 8h
Math, dates, facts, none of this matters to them.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 8h
That's only 3 carrots. Where's the other 11? 😜
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 10h
I said what I said. And @estr19.bsky.social will confirm they are damn good.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 11h
Definitely her. Just like when I blast and sing along to You Shook Me All Night Long and my son threatens to jump out of a moving vehicle.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 11h
I assure you these are not very healthy.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 11h
I don't even have that. Does a handful of maple brown butter almonds count?
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 11h
Oops or strategic?
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 11h
OSHA violations for the win. Still want to write a fic simply for that tag.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 11h
Let me check with captcha and get back to you.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 12h
Glad to see someone is holding them accountable.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 13h
Why didn't they just turn on the weather machines to make it rain? Since we are just making stuff up here.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 13h
AI is real but arts and crafts are fake?
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 13h
He probably thinks a politically correct siren sounds like "me too."
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 13h
Next he is going to say he is better than Lincoln because he survived the assassination attempt.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 13h
Ratcheting down the rhetoric I see.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 13h
I'm currently looking down on you and it's pretty incredible.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 13h
We had a secretary of education but now we have no education.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 13h
The answer is definitely ice cream.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah everyone loves when you turn a garden into a cheap patio porch.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 14h
Orange you glad he went bananas.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 15h
Still does not understand that social programs benefit everyone and people from both political parties will be harmed by his cuts.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 15h
Except you can't because your imaginary security concerns don't actually exist in the real world.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 15h
Awww they gave him a participation trophy.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 16h
Please tell me there is a shot where he is pretending to be eaten by the hippo because that's what I would have totally done.
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Bensmummy33 🤕 @bensmom33.bsky.social · 17h
I prefer a 1992 vintage for my hot dogs, where else would I buy one?