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Colton Burpo's Darkplace

@benpathat.bsky.social

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Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · 4d

Is the range of the original Pinnacles/Big Sur-based condor group starting to overlap with the range of the group at Sespe Condor sanctuary?

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Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · 6d

Sad to see non-native trees like Chinese Pistache on this list, birds spread them and they grow fast.

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · 22d

If a computer ever gets smart enough that being mean to it is racist, then it’s smart enough that it working for free is slavery. Funny how that part never comes up from AI boosters.

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Aug 29

A PSA: Feucht is German for "moist" or "swampy"

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Aug 29

Oh dude that and so, so much more. Cinematic excellence

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Aug 23

I miss the recession-era DTLA Arts District, that lot behind them became a corporate campus and upscale shopping including the Soylent and Lyft local HQs

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Aug 22

Gotta be some Portland sewing gals who take commissions, maybe they'll barter for some beans

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Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Aug 15

He's not a patriot, he's a rich boy trying to win a party argument against his ex-wife's new family

the infamous photo of young Gavin Newsom and his ex-wife who is now Don Jr's partner, with the caption: Kimberly Guilfoyle and her then-husband, Gavin Newsom, sprawl on Ann Getty's rug in San Francisco in 2004 for a photo with a story in Harper's Bazaar

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Aug 15

Just thinking about the Johnny Rockets at the Ciudad Juarez airport

Google maps imagery of the Ciudad Juarez airport showing it has a Johnny Rockets.

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Aug 15

Looking at Fort Bliss, TX on Google Maps where they're building a new ICE detention facility and I know it's not what either of these things was built for but uhhh

Google maps imagery of the Fort Bliss railyard, used to move military equipment but also could be used for large scale movement of detainees

Google Satellite imagery of the Gas Chamber at Fort Bliss, where soldiers undergo gas mask/PPE training

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Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Aug 8

Not true, the arms are normal sized and the rest of the T-Rex is small.

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jul 29

The president told me Jeffrey Epstein keeps stealing his spa girls so I asked how many spa girls he has, he says he just hires new spa girls afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just trafficking women with extra steps and then his daughter started crying.

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 27

all this because these rich dudes think they'll be able to upload their consciousness and live forever

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 26

I got mixed up by that too but Wu's defunct game studio is the same acronym, it's not Glaxo

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Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 22

Walking around Los Angeles has never made me more proud or more angry than it has these last 2 weeks. For all its faults, this city is normally beautiful and bustling .

The depraved Federal terror campaign has emptied the streets. Where there used to be food vendors there's now anti-ICE posters.

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 14

for sure!

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 14

Whoops

A Cessna 350 flight path registered to GV AIR Inc trail number N3465G

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Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 14

Notice this VexCel aerial imaging plane up today @lemonodor.bsky.social @tropicostation.bsky.social ?

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Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 13

I finally figured it out: Kristi Noem looks like she should be selling overpriced costume jewelry on the Home Shopping Network

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 11

Can report Waymos don't mind parking and loading in bike lanes

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Mattias Karystiano @karystiano.bsky.social · Jun 9

Downtown Los Angeles, 1937

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Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 9

Although just as easily could be running Ukraine supplies or something

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 9

Thinking it's not just a coincidence that a C17 is headed to Socal from New Hampshire, a state with a Republican governor

Flight path of a US military C17 from Portsmouth, NH towards Southern California

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Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 9

Been almost 15 years since I ran into Andy Dick at the bar next door to Largo but it's true. Also an old coworker had his cell number.

Colton Burpo's Darkplace @benpathat.bsky.social · Jun 9

can confirm from visual is a twin engine plane that resembles King Air. Cell phone camera doesn't do it justice