Benjamin
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sir do you have a minute to talk about our latest export the Microlino?
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da die meisten erst so gegen 14 Uhr im Restaurant ankommen, hat er leider nicht mehr so viel Zeit, davon zu erzählen, wie er im letzten Urlaub auf die Alpe d‘Huez geradelt ist
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most German employer review I've seen so far
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average Marina Abramović performance
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The world record for the longest time handcuffed to another human is 123 days, achieved by a couple who kept breaking up and then getting back together and wanted to save their relationship. After the handcuffing, they swore never to get back together.
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just avoid the place where all the German tourists go
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for an app called "Finder", its search feature sure is pretty meh
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I apparently ended up on this blocklist without even making what I thought were political posts lol
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they were really playing the long game there
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what other fun snarky library functions are there?
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if you would please consult the book
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we‘re not safe anymore 😧
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Kuchen ist inhärent opsoniert und bedarf keiner weiteren opsonierung
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as an indirect victim of the classic Swiss-Swedish-mixup, I'm glad to see it apparently also happens with Greek and German sometimes
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if it were actually like The Bear, you would have received ten all-caps followups from seven different people within a minute
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real "went to get a pack of cigarettes (...)" energy
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moultano.bsky.social
Whenever I come back from the woods and observe Discourse I feel like I didn't bring back enough pictures of the woods for the screen people.
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I imagine that being a wildlife photographer today must feel like being a lone emissary going on quests to the outside world to bring back trinkets for the screen people.
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It's really easy to mentally write off lots of time if you're not careful. At one point yesterday I went from "it's October" to "the year's almost over" to "my end-of-January birthday is basically around the corner" within a split second.

By the same logic that's half a year!
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idk why but something deep in my lizard brain gets extremely creeped out by the sight of sprouting potatoes
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I turned a whole vocab book into spaced repetition cards with an LLM, but the order is a weird mix between random and the original thematic grouping. Currently learning how to talk about food, crime, and war.
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she has probably encountered present-day construction work in Italy before
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HORATIO
Any update on that frontend bug?

MARCELLUS
Something is rotten in the state.
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Jevons means we'll use more resources but it's fine, as Zeno proved we can never use them up fully