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On Mastodon both before and after the rise and fall of BSky. Interests: #Padres , ⚾, ☕, 🐈, 😺, 🎶, 📺, 💻, 🦖, 🔭, 🧩 and botched immaculate grids. Lots of typos. Purposely small account.

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · Apr 23

How I arrived on Bluesky:

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 9h

Late night masterpieces

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Hooverphonic - Mad About You (Live at Koningin Elisabethzaal 2012)

YouTube video by HooverphonicVEVO

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 20h

a man in a military uniform is holding a stuffed animal and says these are my awards mother from army

ALT: a man in a military uniform is holding a stuffed animal and says these are my awards mother from army

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 1d

This is where I wish Eric Hosmer was still playing.

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not a Jays fan (Padres) and it feels crushing.

So damn close. Exciting series, still hard to see where it stacks up.

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 2d

Ohtani with a tired or new pitcher with the bases loaded or tied game wasn't a pretty sight

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 2d

How about emptied benches? wow

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 2d

Vladimir Guerrero Sr. was 4-for-9 against Scherzer, with a double and a couple of home runs.

Also, 0-for-3 against Kershaw

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 2d

Want to thank Bo for shutting me up

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 2d

Blue Jays getting runners on base will soon go from exciting to frustrating if they can't score runs

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 2d

Blue Jays getting runners on base will soon go from exciting to frustrating if they can't score runs

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 2d

basewalking

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 2d

Walking to the dugout

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 2d

Still throws darts at a Dusty Baker photo in his lighthouse.

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 3d

Who to believe, the pustule or the pus? Though choice here.

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 3d

Will be seriously annoyed if they don't tie the game here

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 3d

That bathroom was designed in Windows 95.

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 3d

Congress has already been effectively dissolved. It will take a while for them to figure out.

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 4d

Some creeps, indeed.

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 5d

Sorry to hear that. Have learned not to invest a lot of time doing work on platforms I do not control and can be gone/destroyed at a whim.

Still do some work on FS, although mostly for cousin bait, but am not dotting the i's anymore.

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 6d

Would've been even better if hometown boy Kirk has driven in those two, but we'll take it.

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 6d

Sort of what happened with Bukele in 🇸🇻

Voters crave for a dictator to solve the problems, unaware that they unwittingly will be solved too.

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 6d

Most extra-innings in a single World Series

9 - 2025 LAD leads TOR 2-1
9 - 2018 BOS over LAD 4-1
8 - 2015 KCR over KCR 4-1
6 - 1924 NYG over WAS 4-3
6 - 1991 MIN over ATL 4-3

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 6d

2026: Twitter requires a pint of blood to use the service

Users: "I'm there just to fight the good fight, someone has to"

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 6d

Does it benefit shareholders?

Yes: No intelligence achieved.

No: Keep looking.

🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 6d

Respond with the same actor as a Hero AND a Villain

Will Smith with an unlit cigar in Independence Day

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 6d

Game 4 probable starters

TOR: Dave Stieb (1-4, 7.27 ERA, 10K, 11 BB, 6HR in last five starts)

LAD: Orel Hershisher (1-4, 14.44 ERA, 5K, 10 BB, 4HR in last five starts)

#baseball #WorldSeries