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Geese is vore

@beeffungusgeese.bsky.social

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#289574 Blatant furry Anthropologist (weirdly not a joke anymore) Has obsessive, autistic displeasure with many subjects and wants to talk about it Do not read anything you see here, it's all porn

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Jun 23

@corvavilis.sheath.church's birthday was! A, a uh, a while ago, admittedly-- but I swear, this was pretty much done, then I doubled its size and added a whole AV part featuring @agnivoad.bsky.social and and--
#analvore #cockvore #incestuousvore #permaendo

www.furaffinity.net/view/61272026/
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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 6h

I gots a vore story with that title...

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 16h

This isn't what I agreed to!

Made for the fourteenth prompt, "Salad," of #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 1d

There is nothing more interesting in media that one character wanting something and another one saying "No." Make conflict. Hace characters be tortured.

In real life it's not the same. Trauma doesn't have positive outcomes. If you're having a bad time, get in a better situation for your own health.

Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 1d

Is Spy vs Spy too old of a thing now? Will anybody understand?

Also I really ran out of steam today. Hopefully all other ones are more thought out. Thanks @annoy.bsky.social for being an unwilling participant.

Made for the thirteenth prompt, "Mad," for #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 2d

I spent the longest thinking of a joke with this one before I remembered I came up with a joke for this one pretty much immediately when I saw the list of prompts this year.

Made for the twelfth prompt, "Causality," for #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 3d

It's too bad such an interesting character is owned by somebody who is halfway anonymous, has no socials, and looks inspired by Gino. I'd @ them, but, such as it is...

Either way, these balls are great snacks.

Made for the eleventh prompt, "Rotund," of #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 4d

@tyriaz.bsky.social, @bubbledabunny.bsky.social, and @jonrabit.bsky.social are going spelunking. :D I wonder what magical places they'll go? #analvore

Made for the tenth prompt, "Underground," of #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 5d

I'm attacking everyone now. Nobody is safe.

Unrelated, haha, click this funny link: www.furaffinity.net/gallery/beef... or suffer.

Thanks @atrophene.bsky.social for being so easy to kidnap (weirdo)

Made for the ninth prompt, "Entanglement," of #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 6d

I always offer to help friends reach something if they need it. I get to choose how though.

Thanks @annoy.bsky.social for letting me be your biggest supporter. :D And for the #analvore

This is the eighth prompt, "Ascend," for #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 7d

Sergals are best stored in other sergals. This is objective fact and I will not hear more of it. #cockvore

Featuring @agnivoad.bsky.social and @corvavilis.sheath.church, and some unknown green sergal with a nose scar...

This is the seventh prompt, "Eternal," for #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 8d

It'll only be enough to bring me back to my senses.

This one is the least funny joke, that I've laughed the most at while drawing, so far.

This is the sixth prompt, "Gang", for #voretober #voretober2025

Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 9d

I keep telling people exactly this! This is your reminder.

@annoy.bsky.social let me borrow his sergal for this-- I LOVE Nakk. <3

This is the fifth prompt, "Push", for #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 10d

And everybody died!

Featuring @spacetongue.bsky.social, @noodle-bread.bsky.social, and Caesar's cat friend Ethan who won't give me ANY of his socials smh

Made for day 4 of #voretober #voretober2025, "Carnival"

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 11d

Geese got REALLY into the roleplay.

Made for the day 3 'stretchy' prompt for #voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 12d

Keep your eye out for wayward sergals, it could happen to YOU! Always look both ways before bending waaaaay down...

(Unless you WANT #analvore like some kinda freak or something. Baka.)

#voretober #voretober2025

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 13d

Gonna be doing a lot of art this month I guess??

#voretober #voretober2025

@voretober.bsky.social <- For the list of all the challenges I'm gonna be subjecting myself to in an attempt to learn to draw again

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 22d

That's a room you just can't go in Lavo

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 23d

Are they YCH slots I can buy in bulk or?

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 25d

I told you I know how to speak sign language, and you didn't believe me.

Thanks @endm.ink for such a disturbing doodle. What am I even supposed to do with this. I'm mostly posting in public this so you get as many weird looks as you deserve.

... I still love it though.

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · 25d

I used to reach out to everyone super exciting and who made cool stuff. Now I'm married to one and I have too many friends of that caliber.

Like literally too many. I can't keep up anymore. I had to stop, I know too many people to keep up with now. Cool people are human too.

Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Sep 14

This post is so relatable that I got concerned for a moment that BlueSky had figured me out with an algorithm...

Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Sep 12

Noooo noooooooooo! It's a perfect name. Take it from Beef Fungus Geese who is extremely proud of his name.

If it helps make it even more funny, and funny is always the goal, "сок" (pronounced "sock") in Russian means "juice." Like the fruit drink kind. Food. Edible. Like you. :)

... Now show feet-

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Sep 12

A sock is a piece of clothing worn on the feet and often covering the ankle or some part of the calf. Some types of shoes or boots are typically worn over socks. In ancient times, socks were made from leather or matted animal hair. Machine-knit socks were first produced in the late 16th century. Unt

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Geese is vore @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social · Sep 9

Apparently @endm.ink and furaffinity.net/user/nullgravity/ talked before Eurofurence and had a whole meeting about how you should wash your hands and sanitize and not touch your face, so now I'm getting MADE FUN OF for being so sick... Crying... No make fun, am not moldy, why...... Am so sick.......

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Mink of the End @endm.ink · Sep 5

Content: hyper.

Deep sleep (gonna go deeper.)

For @beeffungusgeese.bsky.social

Prequel to bsky.app/profile/endm...

#furry #furryart #hyperfur #hyper #hypercock #hyperballs #cock #balls #stockings #dog #canine #sergal #male

Lewd cartoon sketch. It shows an anthropomorphic canine creature with dreadlocks wearing striped stockings and arm warmers, with a body-sized cock and matching balls; as well as a sergal with a scar on their nose. They're both sleeping, hugging the cock together like a body pillow. One of the sergal's forearms is inside the cock.

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