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🦋Argent
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🗽• 🦂 • 🦄 Random thoughts 💭 Show commentary📺 I don’t argue with strangers. My photos self destruct after an hour.
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As soon as I see someone is from NYC, I hit follow.
I love when I see a tweet referencing a place or thing that only a New Yorker would know about.
I hate when I treat people the way they act, and they get offended. If you have a track record of being consistently late, I am going to give you a time & let you know that I'm not waiting more than 5 minutes.

You're offended because I absolutely will leave, when you could just be on time.
Like, Bitch, I was waiting on you allllllllllll day yesterday!
I hate when I order something for delivery on a specific day and the order is delayed. Then it wants to show up bright and early the next day... when you're not there to receive it. 😑
Zombie Michael B Jordan could be standing in front of me. My first thought would not be to jump his bones. It would be to get tf away from him.

He's dead.
And trying to kill me.

Ya'll too horny.
Y'all were loving that Ed Gein movie, huh? 😫😂
Y'all talking about fucking zombies this morning??
So, necrophilia?

Cool.
Y'all talking about fucking zombies this morning??
So, necrophilia?

Cool.
I'm always going to work smarter.
Yall can keep that hard shit.
I walk into something in my inbox on my door.
I take care of it and close the door.
Open it 5 minutes later and a similar task is in my inbox again...

So now imma hold on to this for about an hour, just in case you have more. I can take care of it all one time. 🙄
I slipped it in his suit jacket pocket.
Imma slip $20 in his hand today. lol

Or throw it at him and run, if he doesn’t take it. 😩😂
He’s always buying me breakfast and not taking money. He doesn’t use Zelle, so I can’t do my usual and just send the money.
Stepped on the elevator and it smells like straight liquor.
Ok, to get serious about this birthday trip today....
I already know this is what it's going to resort to. 😫
We don't work in the same office anymore. Otherwise, I would've put it under his keyboard or under his phone receiver. lol. It's trickier now.
Imma slip $20 in his hand today. lol

Or throw it at him and run, if he doesn’t take it. 😩😂
He’s always buying me breakfast and not taking money. He doesn’t use Zelle, so I can’t do my usual and just send the money.
He’s always buying me breakfast and not taking money. He doesn’t use Zelle, so I can’t do my usual and just send the money.
Did she really just break out in a rap?! 😩 I see what she is. 😂
My house is so quiet when my niece leaves. 🥹
You were being nasty? 🤨😂
Bitch!!!!!
Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners’ is being re-released in select IMAX theaters for Halloween.

The Michael B. Jordan-led film will be in theaters between Oct. 30 - Nov. 5.

(via Variety)
They absolutely do be drag racing also.
He’d call me in his office, tell me to close the door behind me and start the convo with “don’t say anything…” lol
My old Boss is insisting we meet in person. I know he has some tea to spill!! 😩😂 I miss that man so much.
My old Boss is insisting we meet in person. I know he has some tea to spill!! 😩😂 I miss that man so much.