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Alfred Pennyworth
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Loyal and tireless legal guardian, best friend, aide-de-camp, and surrogate father figure to the Wayne family. A British noble, former Special Operations Executive operative of honor and ethics, with connections within the intelligence community.
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 1d
"There's a point far out there, when the structures fail you. When the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're shackles, letting the bad guy get ahead.” -Commissioner Gordon
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 1h
Parody:
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Selling her book…..
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 1d
I’m hopeful that someday the world
will get a glimpse of all the blackmail material contained in the classified documents that Trump holds over
the Republican collection of twits
and wankers.
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 1d
Wrong…

Trump confuses Epstein with Einstein.

Example: When someone tells Trump “you are no Einstein”, Trump thinks they are saying Epstein and thanks them.

Stable genius
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 1d
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 1d
Trump just wants a medal…

Losing the Nobel made him feel empty inside.
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 1d
"There's a point far out there, when the structures fail you. When the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're shackles, letting the bad guy get ahead.” -Commissioner Gordon
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 1d
www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...
‘You cease, I fire’: Israel kills 9 Palestinians despite Gaza truce
Israeli army confirmed it opened fire saying a group of people approached soldiers before being targeted.
www.aljazeera.com
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 2d
Didn’t take long….
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 3d
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 3d
Sadly, I fear that calling that number would result in a recording:

“Due to the vile Democrats and leftist terrorists in Congress, no one will be answering these phones while the government is shut down.”
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 3d
One person has insider knowledge:
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 3d
One foot in the grave, the other one on the Epstein files smothered in snake oil.
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 4d
“Skunt”

Skank and cunt
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 4d
It’s all gonna be part of the Charlie Kirk Supercenter that is currently being referred to as “the ballroom”.
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 4d
Truth be told, he needed a note from his doctor before his own golf course would let him back to play.

When Trump has a cardiac after winning another championship, this letter will find its way stashed with the Epstein files.
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 4d
“Kid”

Looks to be a couple years younger than me.
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 4d
With Noem, we need a stronger word.
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 5d
True:
Marco Rubio and Rick Scott sent a letter to Nobel Committee endorsing Machado.
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 5d
Didn’t take long:
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 5d
Now I understand:

“There are two studies which show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, it’s highly likely, because they were given Tylenol,” - RJ Kennedy jr Oct 2025
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 5d
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 5d
Actually, one more option:
3) Trump won, but the counting machines were tampered with.
RECOUNT!
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Alfred Pennyworth @batmansbrother.bsky.social · 5d
Sagging drapes.
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