Jessica Paquette
@barrelshifter.bsky.social
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compiler engineer from hell
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i’ve been working on my nerd posture and honestly you’d be surprised at how fucked up your body gets from leering at a screen with your grubby little claws tapping at a keyboard all day
offices should impose mandatory daily yoga on employees
i was walking in my neighbourhood and saw a dude who i regularly see at my gym and it kind of bothered me. you’re not supposed to exist outside the gym. why are you outside of your room. this isn’t right
it’s weird that homestuck anime exists
i think my doctor is just experimenting on me
i haven’t seen an increase in it in japan but maybe there’s more english language corn recommendation content because it’s popular to visit japan, korea, china, etc rn
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a work of art is a creature that wants to destroy you and replace you with something else. it is in your interest that you allow this to happen, sometimes
counterpoint: it is good and correct to view engaging with a piece of art as an act of consumption. you just have it backwards. *you* are the thing being consumed
Gonna go even further: don't refer to it as "consuming media" when doing this. You aren't a consumer - it's not a product. You read books. You look at art. You watch movies and/or videos. Be careful about word choice.

Reject "consume" and REJECT "CONTENT."
IT IS ART.
YOU ARE ENGAGING WITH ART.
i’ve purchased citric acid, sodium borate, clarified that my detergent contains lipase, and i hate cold water now
i’ve become hopelessly obsessed with doing the laundry
i recommend stretching daily life is better as a piece of limp spaghetti
bought uniqlo trousers and borax today. i’m dead inside
i think today i should go find some grass to touch
man i should not be allowed this much time to myself
i’d put this in the same bucket as emotional 9/11 hetalia fanart by american weebs
the horse girl fandom is so funny like a retired racehorse dies irl and these people draw sad fanart of the horse girl version of the horse fucking dying
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Everyone knows that the x86 ISA is big.


Modern CPUs have ~1000+ mnemonics. Guess how many make up 90% of compiled C/C++ code?

TWELVE. I'm not kidding.

The question is…what if we shrank it?
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Happy birthday to the MOS 6502! It was 50 years ago today that people were able to buy their first samples of the chip from a jar in a hotel room at WESCON.

Here's my oldest 6502 from the 52nd week of 1975. Still works perfectly!
Ceramic white 6502 CPU from 1975
people say the fish grill in japanese houses/apts instead of a full oven is lame but ngl i fuck with the fish grill
when people ask me why i do pull ups i tell them it’s so that if i fall into a 6ft hole i’ll be able to pull myself out and not die of starvation and it makes them really mad for some reason
i used to be really good at type 3 fun but it seems i’ve lost my aptitude for it