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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️

@bardofwinter.bsky.social

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Nerd. Genderqueer. Heathen antics VA. Problematic fave. 45. They/Them. No minors. PFP by the incredible @pipp0art.bsky.social Banner by my darling @aimeexo.bsky.social Me: http://linktr.ee/bardofwinter My ko-fi: http://ko-fi.com/bardofwinter

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · May 15

❄️I'm Winter! (or Professor)
❄️Level 45
❄️Bard, Flirt, Poet, Menace
❄Nonbinary (They/them)
❄️Polyam, partnered, bi disaster
❄️NSFW VA
❄️Soft Dom, hard kinks, warm vibes
❄Malfunctioning brain
❄Beautiful Lunatics member 🌻
❄Fucking nerd
❄Midwest Coyote Cryptid
❄️DMs open

No age in bio or pinned? Blocked

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you 💚💚

❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 9h

Here, this will do terrible things to some of you.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 9h

I just received a contribution towards a secret gift from melodyrainne via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/bardofwinter #Throne

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 10h

Yup. This will remain separate from my state ID, thank you.

❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 10h

Yup. And it's just absurd.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 10h

Yuuuup.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, wow, just because I avoid sunlight and churches and a stake through the heart will kill me.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 11h

Garlic is good, yes, but I wouldn't tell someone I love "you are pungent and I want to chop you up and cook you"

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 11h

No, keyboard, I was not trying to tell my girlfriend "I love you, my garlic", that's not the word I would use to describe anyone, let alone her.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 13h

Any time, Jules. You're amazing and we're lucky to have you around. 💚

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 13h

I got you.

❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 13h

Fortunately, it was not my first time dealing with people on the internet having weird parasocial relationships and commenting on mine. 💚

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 13h

There's a place near me that sells them, I get some just about every time I go in

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 13h

Mmm, pickled onion monster munch.

homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched .

ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched .

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brendon bigley @bb.wavelengths.online · 17h

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 14h

I just abruptly had a flashback to when Aimee and I first got together and I kept getting weird anons basically hassling me for not publicly stating we were in a relationship? What a fucked up thing for someone to do about a relationship they aren't a part of. Weird.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 15h

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 1d

Like I know my ex had a notable flame out and people hate her, but trust me, there are more reasons than you know.

Okay. I wasn't gonna mental illness on main, I should shut up. Just processing things.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 1d

My sisters are really good at hating my exes for me, but sometimes I think I should tell them more details, so they can hate some of them even more, for proper reasons.

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you 💚💚

❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you. 💚

❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 1d

I did get a new therapy appointment set up, so I'll accept praise for that.

Since you don't get paid for it, at least. I don't think I could work that. "Tip me and I'll share something difficult in therapy."

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❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️ @bardofwinter.bsky.social · 1d

Capitalism truly is an amazing system that makes you feel shitty for not making enough money, and then since you feel shitty, you can't make money.

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 4d

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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🖤🦇 Fall Faye 🦇🖤 @feelgoodfairy.bsky.social · 1d

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