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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 3d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Hack-O-Lantern (1988)’
[watched on blu-ray]
🤟🏼
Pumpkin viscera
to be splashed, to whet this eve’s
finger horns….well-lubed.
🤟🏼
Gilbert Dauterive from King of the Hill
creepy-grandpas himself & shepherds the
world’s scowliest greaser towards Satan.
🤟🏼

#HorrorSky #Haiku #Halloween

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 4d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Nothing but Trouble (1991)’
[streamed on Tubi]
👃🏿
To the landfill don’s
prosthetic schnozz, another—
their freaksome duet.
👃🏻

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 5d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Event Horizon (1997)’
[streamed on Peacock]
🛰️
From strange stars, returned.
A gospel of tattered grins
sent, eyeless, with it.
🛰️

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 6d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Prom Night (1980)’
[streamed on Hulu]
🪩
High-school royalty
to crown, to disco adored
between beheadings.
🪩

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 7d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Video Violence (1987)’
[streamed on Tubi]
📼
No better rental
than these snuff-gushed cassettes. Tapes
made for local tastes.
📼

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 8d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Death Factory (2002)’
[streamed on Tubi)
🪡
In bloodbathed traction
she stalks, her abattoir of sharps
ever-thirsty.
🪡

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 9d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Casper (1995)’
[watched on blu-ray]
👻
To be so seen; life
wafts her into my lonesome.
A haunting to keep.
👻

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 10d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Beezel (2024)’
[streamed on Prime Video)
📹
Beneath the floorboards,
a landlord demanding rent
by the gulletful.
📹

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 11d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)’
[streamed on Prime Video)
🪡
Watch me goddess this
undead gnash. Masochize clawed,
goth awe from its Hell.
🪡

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #31DaysOfHorror #SpookySeason

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 12d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘The Burning (1981)’
[streamed on Tubi)
✂️
He, pranked a macabre,
a roasted fleshmallow’s wrath
sicced, these weeds to shear.
✂️

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #80sHorror #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 13d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring 'Christine (1983)’
[streamed on Shudder]
🚘
She, conflagrant steel
aprowl to skidmark any and all
fit to gore her wheels.
🚘

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror #80sHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 14d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)’
[watched on blu-ray]
👃🏼
Distill me of me.
Cinquefoil, snipped to this rapture’s
preserve. Snuffed discard.
👃🏼

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #31DaysOfHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 16d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘House of Wax (2005)’
[streamed on Philo]
🕯️
All he wants: to be
up to the hilt in Paris.
Slick with…well, not wax.
🕯️

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #31DaysOfHorror #SpookySeason

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 16d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Enys Men (2022)’
[streamed on Hulu]
🛟
Of all tomorrows,
their lichened scars; mine to pluck,
doomsaying keepsakes.
🛟

#HorrorSky #Horror #Horrorku #Haiku #Poetry #SpookySeason

Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 17d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘House of Wax (1953)’
[watched in theater, at Joy Cinema]
🕯️
I have seen beauty,
been hand to its capture. Burnt
slicks, now muse most foul.
🕯️

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 18d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Re-Animator (1985)’
[watched on blu-ray]
🧪
Heaven enough, this morgue to
thrall the polylimbed Word to
your godhead, lopped and leering.
🧪

#HorrorSky #Horrorku #Haiku #Poetry #ReAnimator

Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 19d

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

The Thing (1982)
Creepshow (1982)
Hereditary (2018)
Re-Animator (1985)

Sophie Campbell 🏳️‍⚧️ @mooncalfe1.bsky.social · 19d

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

It's Alive
Dawn of the Dead
Alien
The Beyond

Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 19d

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Scream
The Descent
The Babadook
Alien

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 19d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘The Guardian (1990)’
[watched on blu-ray]
🪾
Dryadic Lilith,
how you bough in worship these
firstfruits, sylvan-tombed.
🪾

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror #90sHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 20d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Clown in a Cornfield (2025)’
[streamed on Shudder]
🤡
Because how better
to utopia these rusts?
Blood, clowned asplatter.
🤡

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #31DaysOfHorror #SpookySeason

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 21d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Night of the Living Dead (1990)’
[streamed on Tubi]
🧟
The hills once more a-
stumble with the undead. This,
their more lurid chew.
🧟

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 22d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘When a Stranger Calls (1979)’
[streamed on Shudder]
☎️
He is a phone call,
a voice. One I now notice
warm upon my nape.
☎️

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #70sHorror #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 23d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘The Dunwich Horror (1970)’
[watched on blu-ray]
🔱
In chrysalis, this
sonhood writhes my windpipe his
return, yearnèd forth.
🔱
This, how the gate swings wide:
altar-smoke, furred in psychedelia,
the key’s ententacled advent, howling.
🔱

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Poetry

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 24d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘V/H/S/Halloween (2025)’
[streamed on Shudder]
🍫
Crepuscular trove
of spoils, wrappers aglint. Flayed
omens; nougat gore.
🍫

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 25d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)’
[streamed on YouTube]
🧛🏻‍♂️
Slapstake comedy
where pulseless veins prove a waste
of funnier fangs.
🧛🏻‍♂️

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #SpookySeason

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Rodney Wilder @bardofhousewilder.bsky.social · 26d

🎃Horrorku!🎃
Featuring ‘Good Boy (2025)’
[watched in theater]
🐕
Thank you for being
light inextinguishable
in this devour’s dark.
🐕

#HorrorSky #Horror #Haiku #Horrorku #Poetry #31DaysOfHorror #GoodBoy #Dogs

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