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The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 21h

Well, nonetheless.

The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 1d

You could start so many sentences that way. “Lafluer got testy when there was an onion ring in his fries.” “Lafluer got testy when the person had 11 items in the 10 item line at the grocery store.” “Lafleur got testy when his beard manicurist was off two millimeters.”

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 2d

BARTENDER NAMED JOE: [slides drink across bar] I call it the…

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The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 2d

Just to prove my ageism, I like Bernie, but get fucked Bernie. You’re old as fuck! Retire, bitch.

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The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 2d

I like it when they call me ageist because it is true. Get fucked, grandpa!

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The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 4d

Man, you really are a Packers fan.

The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 4d

Dalton Kincaid to Josh Allen:

a man is standing in front of a window with the words look at me written on his face .

ALT: a man is standing in front of a window with the words look at me written on his face .

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The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 6d

Oregon right now:

The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 7d

Go Tigers! Still one of my favorite MLB anecdotes.

ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/why-mlb...

Why an MLB All-Star once wore a $15 jersey with a number drawn in marker

Detroit's Lou Whitaker forgot his jersey and equipment in 1985 ... so he improvised

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The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 7d

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The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 7d

He is a very simplistic person with a cartoon monkey constantly banging symbols together in his mind so… yes.

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The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 7d

Next time anyone asks me how I'm doing, I'm going to say "I can do it all, and I'm doing it all for Texas."

The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 7d

Working on some Texas stuff, and I came across this copy for the Texas General Land Office Commissioner. What in the name of Yellowstone cosplay is this shit?

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The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 8d

Eh, the Packers will figure out a way to tie them. They are like the inverse of Rodgers Packers. Win the hard game and play like shit against mid to lower teams.

The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 8d

I think I know the ray of sunshine to brighten up Penn State’s otherwise cloudy day (all that sweet Cuban/Mellencamp money in Bloomington notwithstanding):

The Prime Minister of Ireland @barchen.bsky.social · 9d

Every quote just sounds like Ralph Wiggum: “The founder of antifa and his girlfriend were in the closet making antifas and I saw the antifas and the antifa looked at me.”