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Anja 🦦

@bananja.bsky.social

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I like to yap. Android Stan 🤍 Head of the #Lucina Cherez Committee. Keeper of ✨the Timeline Doc✨ Part-Time Sat Nav. 27. She/Her. Nerd. Overthinker.

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · 20d

And don’t swim in the sea!!!

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · 21d

Nose you say…

Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · 21d

Only top notch bedsheets for my guests 😌
(The sheets were bought for me by my colleagues 😂😂)

rie 🪐 @lucyandjuicy.bsky.social · 21d

back at oomf's place and got the best blanket ever @bananja.bsky.social

Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Aug 6

🫲🏼 & 🫱🏼

Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Aug 6

Ellll, so are you 🫶🏻

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Aug 6

Stawp it 🥹

Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Aug 6

You’re always invited 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Aug 6

What’s better than one potato?

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 26

We should 🫶🏻🫶🏻but now GO AND ENJOY CHICAGO 🙅🏻‍♀️❤️

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 26

Haha same here, I’ve kinda been focusing on outside life a lot more so happy to see ya when I happen to open this app once every blue moon 😁🙈 as you should 🫂

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 26

I know, not at all the trip I hoped for for all
of you guys but I hope you’re still have fun in Chicago 🫶🏻 miss ya, please yap to people about Dark Matter, they need it in their lives! 🙂‍↕️🫂

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 26

JEEEENNNNNNN 🫶🏻🫶🏻

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 24

Lisseth is the cutest human alive.

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 18

Man, I hate to hear that Chicago was cancelled 🙁 I’m so sorry for everyone who was going to go, this is just such a fucked up situation 😭

Praying that y’all at least get all of your refunds 🙏🏼😢

Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 14

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 14

Now I wish I had the answer to that 😂 Aaron’s year being so “short” (aka normal length) in comparison to the rest does crack me up every single time - AND THERE WAS TWO FULL PREGNANCIES IN THERE

Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 14

Haha and I always get excited because the messed up timeline truly is more fun to record 😂 adding the lil bit of sarcasm, humour and mini-rants at how messed up it is - just love it 😄

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 14

Also, I think it’s probably relatively accurate for him to be in short sleeves. I’ll re-check once we know the time jump but after Celina’s never ending year it probably just *seems* quick and we’re back on track (for now) 😂

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 14

I took a deep breath.

Also, I decided to change perspective and now see every timeline “challenge” as a personal gift to me because tracking it would be half as much fun without the spirals 😂 I guess 😭😂

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 14

So after I accidentally deleted it, the Timeline doc has now finally been updated to include 718 and 801 developments, such as Miles short sleeves (ngl, I almost had a mini crash out when I saw that 😂)

Enjoy!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#theRookieTimelineDoc

Rookie timeline

The Rookie Timeline Season Episode Timestamp What Comments Where they should ACTUALLY be 1 101 January 2018 Nolan gets Divorce Papers 202: JYR in college when Sarah got pregnant, married 6 months late...

docs.google.com

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 14

I haven’t been online in ageees and this is what I arrive back to? 😭😂😂 dead

Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 14

Alright, alright, time to stop playing and sit down to finish the Season 7 timeline.

I’ve been slacking, 718 is still missing 🫣😂

Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 12

Neither will I 😭😂

Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jul 12

Happiest of birthdays to the one and only @missoneil.bsky.social! I didn’t make the bee cake this year but Toffee and I went and took a deeep breath in the woods, sending all the good vibes and thoughts for your next journey around the sun ☀️🍃🫶🏻
(Also adding my fav pictures from SLC - just because🙈)

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Anja 🦦 @bananja.bsky.social · Jun 28

I just love when work trips coincide, train routes line up perfectly and ideas make it out of the groupchat 🥹🫶🏻
The universe was on my side today and a Nova hug was the cherry on top 🥰

Best day since Paris fr!

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