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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️

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Egyptologist ⛏writer ✍️ archaeogamer 🎮 39 👵🏻 OFMD 🏴‍☠️ - Egyptian OFMD art & essays - Please Let Me Hold You 🌵🦉 🔗: https://www.brianacjackson.com/biolinks

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 26d

I have finally finished the Orgasms Papyrus, inspired by a real ancient Egyptian one! Here's a video; the music track is called "The Pharaoh is Coming" (thought it appropriate). If printed, the papyrus would be 14 feet long. More info to follow. #OFMD #OFMDnsfw

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 21m

Back on my bullshit, i.e., I've opened PRE-ORDERS again of the Egyptian OFMD complete trading card deck! Open now through Nov. 15.

Shipping worldwide from USA. Sorry about shipping costs, but they're increasing this month through the rest of the year because of course they are 🙄 #OFMD #ShopOFMD

PRE-ORDER Egyptian OFMD Trading Card Deck - Briana Jackson's Ko-fi Shop

This is a PRE-ORDER! Preorders close November 15. This deck of 3x5-inch trading cards features 28 OFMD characters drawn in ancient Egyptian art style...

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 54m

Beautifully done!!

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 3h

I have 3!

In order from foreground to background: Ta-Miu, Topaz, and Mewatalli

Photograph of three cats—two tabbies and a fluffy white one—in a house; one is on a lover level accessed by three steps. And the other two are on the upper level beside a dining table.

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 4h

Best of luck!!

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 5h

Her body language is so hostile too. When I saw the first post of this, I was just scrolling and I thought holy shit why is this lady so enraged? And then I read the context and I was like oh…

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 5h

I pulled some for my mom yesterday to put in her quinoa! They’ve been in the ground so long that they are brutal to cut and eat now 😂. So divine 🤤

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 6h

Went out to the garden to select stuff to add to tonight’s dinner…

Also I planted my garlic yesterday! Hoping it works out this time 😆

Photograph of freshly harvested beets, carrots, and green onions

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 8h

I’m so sorry for your loss 😞

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 8h

Gorgeous as ever! 🤩

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 8h

Congratulations Alex!

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 9h

That was the first post I saw when I opened the app when I woke up I was wondering how you were doing after that 😂 Many congrats ❤️

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 21h

I do this too! I’m very bad at doing proper care for my long curly hair 🙈

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 21h

Most certainly. He typed two whole pages very fast! It was a series of brackets (]), but still, he accomplished a lot of typing.

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 1d

If I were more talented I'd commit to the bit and actually make that wiki a live site 😂

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 1d

In the middle of preparing for a lecture I'm giving in a couple days, I wrote an important segment of Chat for Please Let Me Hold You. Even though I haven't written the chapters preceding that... You want a WIP? #OFMD

Screenshot of an excerpt from an OFMD fanfiction called Please Let Me Hold You. Text reads:

“fuck remember when blackbeard made Izzy clean his room because Stede showed up?” and “I think about that constantly” and “it’s a bar I set for my relationships lol” and “man I wish there was like a record of their journey, like someone can make a deep dive video on this” and “my dude there’s a sub wiki on the blackbeard wiki with dates and cross references and complete transcriptions of their conversations” and “omg shoulda guessed someone would do that” and “that’s both disturbing and spectacular and I’m going to bookmark that link lol” and “link?” and https://blackbeard.fandom.com/wiki/Blackbeard_and_Stede_Relationship and “I love whoever did this”

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 1d

DYING ☠️🤣

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Samba Schutte @sambaschutte.bsky.social · 1d

New baking class! Nov 22nd where we’ll bake my signature profiteroles👨🏾‍🍳 And get yourself a Tender As Hell tote bag too, perfect for Halloween candy or holiday shopping🫶 Join us as we raise money for Feeding America & spread some love and tenderness just in time for Thanksgiving❤️🙏🏾
#OurFlagMeansDeath

Tender As Hell tote bag for Samba’s new baking class. He’ll teach you how to make his signature profiteroles!

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 1d

I wish they leaned more into the devolution of the civilized vs the evolution of the uncivilized and the breakdown into chaos after anarchy. But I also learned it was meant as the beginning of a trilogy. Terrible idea not to have it stand alone 🫤

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 1d

Yes!!! They’re gorgeous 😭

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 1d

Oh excellent! Both are fab! I was thinking 28 Years Later level of skull collection 😂

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not a tote bag person but istg if I have to miss out on that tote bag from Samba’s baking class because of my continued unemployment I’m gonna be hella mad 😡

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 1d

It was my fault for reading IG comments 🙈

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 1d

Ewwww omg. Today I saw someone “confirmed” something silly and false (that cats bury their faces in their paws when they sleep because they have a headache 🤨) by asking Gemini if it was true and Gemini said it was 😂 This is where we’re at in society…

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Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 1d

I hope I’m employed in time to buy a ticket 😭

Dr. Briana Jackson 🏴‍☠️ @baladria.bsky.social · 1d

That is a very pretty skull! Terrible that it broke 😞 Exactly how many do you have? 🤨😂

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