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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3h

Hey bluesky, whats the closest you've come to committing a federal offense?

Be sure to include the exact date of the potential crime and your full name and address.

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 1d

I recommended it to my parents this weekend without even thinking about "Get it up" happening in the first 7 minutes

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 2d

Still sick and it's raining so time for an emotional support movie

Screenshot of a pile of letters, the top one is addressed:

"S.F. Chronicle
San Fran. Calif
Please Rush to
Editor!"

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 2d

one big beer

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 2d

Anways, im gonna drink a big beer and watch real housewives with my wife cause sports is dumb

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 2d

Was gonna call in to the fullcast to complain about Jonathan Smith but i dont even have anything funny to say, im just tired of being boring irrelevant and losing

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 2d

This is the only place where AI is even mentioned in the article

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 2d

Florida with the DT interception to seal the dumbest win possible

CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

Mississippi State and Florida combine for silliest sequence of football all year:

-After an amazing deep pass, Florida immediately throws a pick
-Mississippi St marches down field before fumbling on Florida 10 yd line
-Florida breaks a huge TD run that is promptly called back for a hold

CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 2d

I dont know why but the way you just said "Another fact is..." is incredibly depressing

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

Experiencing another transcendent performance from joe Rossi's defense

Francis Bacon portrait of a figure screaming

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

Sick of Mike Bobo's defense giving up all these touchdowns!

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

Field goal attempt is a white flag based on the defensive effort, have nice evening everyone

CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

Fun reminder about how last year's Indiana game started and then ended:

Box score from IU-MSU game in 2024 showing MSU leading 10-0 after the 1st quarter before giving up 47 unanswered

CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

Just keeps getting weirder

Florida kicks a field goal, taken off the board due to delay of game, makes 2nd kick, hands to face penalty on Florida, makes 3rd field goal (a 54 yarder!)

CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

Mississippi State and Florida combine for silliest sequence of football all year:

-After an amazing deep pass, Florida immediately throws a pick
-Mississippi St marches down field before fumbling on Florida 10 yd line
-Florida breaks a huge TD run that is promptly called back for a hold

CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

Mississippi State and Florida combine for silliest sequence of football all year:

-After an amazing deep pass, Florida immediately throws a pick
-Mississippi St marches down field before fumbling on Florida 10 yd line
-Florida breaks a huge TD run that is promptly called back for a hold

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

Think im gonna take a nap in the 2nd half

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

Nothing has demonstrated how bad Michigan State really is like Boston College's record since the Spartans needed overtime to beat them at home

Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 3d

UConn is gonna beat BC by double digits?

CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

Ironically, he's probably got the best case to make it to heaven

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CPAP-a the Rappa @backfatgary.bsky.social · 3d

I dont have it in me to be a true Ohtani hater, but its just wild to me that he let his translator take the fall for that and we're all like "oooh dingers!"