Mayday Parker 🕷️
@backboardspider.bsky.social
200 followers
120 following
190 posts
The AMAZING Spider-Girl! NYC’s favorite web-slinging justice enjoyer. Secret turbo-nerd & not so secret basketball star. [18+ RP]
Posts
Media
Videos
Starter Packs
Pinned
She had no doubt that any, and EVERY, Bodega owner would understand 'can I get a pack of Raws'. It was the literal brand name, equivalent to saying 'let me get a box of newports', but -
Ding! Oh, look at that. The obvious outcome.
📲 Proud of you, kid. You're on your way to a life of degeneracy.
Ding! Oh, look at that. The obvious outcome.
📲 Proud of you, kid. You're on your way to a life of degeneracy.
📲 Go down to the nearest bodega and ask the guy behind the counter for a pack of raws.
📲 If they're selling fronto, get a pack, too.
Eh? Big order for a first time.
📲 Forget the fronto. Just get the raws. I got the rest.
Smoking stolen weed with her sister after school? Her life was a comedy.
📲 If they're selling fronto, get a pack, too.
Eh? Big order for a first time.
📲 Forget the fronto. Just get the raws. I got the rest.
Smoking stolen weed with her sister after school? Her life was a comedy.
For a fleeting moment, she understood her 'father', and disliked him just a bit less.
📲 ' I'm supposed to go to this 'teachers get together' for the art department. 🙄'
📲 ' give me a good excuse to get out of it and i'm all yours. '
📲 ' I'm supposed to go to this 'teachers get together' for the art department. 🙄'
📲 ' give me a good excuse to get out of it and i'm all yours. '
Reposted by Mayday Parker 🕷️
I’m surprised given how hot it is. If I were a criminal, I’d do this closer to winter.
“But for my telepathy, I can tune out people’s thoughts. Making it just a quiet walk right now.”
“But for my telepathy, I can tune out people’s thoughts. Making it just a quiet walk right now.”
“Well I was going to go to a party tonight so I figured I should get some patrolling in before then. Summer is the biggest time of year for petty crime you know.”
She placed her hands on her own hips.
“But coming into the city to clear your head? Aren’t everyone’s thoughts kind of loud?”
She placed her hands on her own hips.
“But coming into the city to clear your head? Aren’t everyone’s thoughts kind of loud?”
"Why is it a sayin' though? It makes no sense!"
“Wha- It’s a hypothetical scenario! I doubt anyone has ever really done it. Plus there’s probably like nutrients in there somewhere. Maybe the plants like it.”
"That feels so mean to the farmers."
:(
:(
“What’s not funny about jizzing on plants? It’s incredibly funny.”
She was smiling under her mask just thinking about it.
She was smiling under her mask just thinking about it.
“Well it’s good to meet you May.”
She returns the kind smile.
“Thank you and no need to apologize. As for me I’m just out for a stroll, just trying to clear my head. What brings you around?”
She returns the kind smile.
“Thank you and no need to apologize. As for me I’m just out for a stroll, just trying to clear my head. What brings you around?”
“Normally I don’t exactly share my name, but you could just read my mind to get it anyway. I’m May.”
She gestured to her mask, smiling warmly.
“This is just so you can hear me better. That is such a cool power! Sorry, fangirling big time right now. What brings you to my neck of the woods?”
She gestured to her mask, smiling warmly.
“This is just so you can hear me better. That is such a cool power! Sorry, fangirling big time right now. What brings you to my neck of the woods?”
"...I don't get it."
“The last time there were crops in NYC was 1982, and it was wheat. So no, I don’t.”
She paused.
“It kinda funny to think about though.”
She paused.
“It kinda funny to think about though.”
"...Do you cream on people's crops?"
“Country boys make do.”
"I never got the term of creaming on someone's crops. I just feel like I makes no sense."
“Well it’s good to meet you, err do you have a name?”
Jean watches as the energetic woman pulls her mask up.
“Also you do know I don’t need skin contact or anything to read your mind right. And your also thinking of Pokémon, and now pizza.”
Jean watches as the energetic woman pulls her mask up.
“Also you do know I don’t need skin contact or anything to read your mind right. And your also thinking of Pokémon, and now pizza.”
“So cool! And we haven’t, but I know all about you. Or at least what has been shared online about you.”
May explained, before rolling up her mask to her nose.
“Okay okay, what am I picturing right now?”
She thought really hard, creating a mental image. Only Jean could know what it is.
May explained, before rolling up her mask to her nose.
“Okay okay, what am I picturing right now?”
She thought really hard, creating a mental image. Only Jean could know what it is.
Reposted by Mayday Parker 🕷️
