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🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃

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Greetings from Philthydelphia, the FAFO City of Brotherly Sludge. Married American punk. Owned by two cats. Former psychologist, artist and M.Ed. My pronouns are him/daddy. Be kind, people. It's our only defense.

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🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 9d

The eternal battle, just in time for spooky season.
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Too Many Zooz - Trundle Manor (Official Video)

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🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 12h

The "Toxic Masculinity versus Toxic Masculinity in space" movie.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 15h

Those are not so much breasts as they are an epic saga.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 15h

We had that up until 1986 when boomer stockholders decided to sell it off for a 1.3% increase to their dividends.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 15h

"That's the best part," says the bartender. "If you rub it a little bit it turns into a briefcase."

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🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 15h

"I almost forgot!" says the bartender. "Here. My taxidermist friend gave me this."

And he hands the Mohel a wallet.

"This is a beautiful wallet," he says, "but it seems strange there were so many foreskins and all that he made was a wallet."

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🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 15h

So the Mohel agrees and for two months he doesn't hear from the bartender. Not that he minds...after all an old pickle jar full of foreskins is practically worthless, so it's not like he got ripped off.

But the next time he's in the bar, he asks his friend: "Hey. Whatever happened with that jar?"

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🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 15h

"Now that I've retired, I have no idea what I'm going to do with the old pickle jar. It's not like I can give it away...that would just be strange."

The bartender says: "Y'know what? Give it to me. One of my customers is a taxidermist. I'll take it to him, and see what he can do with it."

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🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 15h

So there was a Mohel, the type of Rabbi that is authorized to perform the Jewish ritual circumcision. Out of habit, he kept all the foreskins he circumcised. Put them in a big pickle jar full of alcohol.

At one point he was in a bar, having a drink and complaining to the bartender:

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🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 19h

I've done it. No reason your "mental health days" can't benefit more than yourself.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 19h

Truth. That ain't no guy, tho...that's a child. "Let me poke at it with a stick until I cause distress" is a toddler attitude.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 20h

...fixed it...

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 21h

I do not enjoy her music, but I fully support her ethics.

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🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 21h

...seriously, this country was founded by anti-fascists.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 22h

The consequences of global warming hit women the hardest.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 22h

Be proud of your journey and getting closer to the "you" that you always were inside.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 22h

I liked Bechdel's "rules for a movie".

The movie should have:
1- More than one significant female character,
2- They have a significant dialog,
3- About something besides a man.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 23h

Good scene but Death on the Nile did it way better.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 23h

Sure! Up for a pizza and movie night?

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🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 23h

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🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 1d

I've always looked at it like this: Love is something so rare and beautiful...if I am lucky enough to have a beautiful woman fall in love with me, hen I am lucky enough to enjoy everything she has to offer in the relationship.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 1d

I hope you find your desires and achieve everything you deserve.

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 1d

...ah...The Laundry!

🎃 Bad Daddy Killam 🎃 @b9cc1d.bsky.social · 2d

Moontide.

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