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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 10h

I made the mistake of not immediately removing OneDrive from my cheap little laptop. The time spent just getting my files under control...

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 10h

It's so fucking bad. I spent so much time recently trying to get free of some of it's """features"""

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 10h

I got Jupiter too. So I'll share one of my answers instead.

Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 12h

If all you want is to write, you can get a cheap, kinda shitty laptop at Walmart for 250-300 dollars. It won't do a lot else but it'll run a word processor, browse the internet, and play videos.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 12h

Did it end up just being a bad headache and nothing else?

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 14h

Wiktionary?

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 14h

If you go 25 mph under the speed limit on a one lane express way that we're all paying real money to drive on

I should get to fuck your vehicle and make you watch

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 18h

The NTTA.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 19h

But what if—and hear me out here—they offer a bunch of "exclusives" that don't actually come on the disk and will mostly be on PC six months later? Would that convince you to buy them?

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 21h

Why do we need robots when there's an army of thirsty RPers on every smut website?

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

Corn dog? More like a

Corny 'hog

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

The Eon Duo and... *zooms in*...

...Natural Harmonia Gropius?

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

I think you know the answer to that 🍖

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

She and Maurice are *both* considered crazy for not openly lusting after Gaston.

Who cares that he makes gadgets?

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

Iirc, Ian quite likes writing Bean.

Sega's continued refusal to reintroduce a number of chars for modern games has robbed us of more than we can imagine.

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

Can't stop rotating Scourge the Hedgehog in my mind. Help.

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

Pharaoh Menes, descended from spacefaring Aryans, secretly planned for the Ziggurat of Ur to be built as a cryochamber. After faking his death, Hitler was placed within the chamber awaiting the rise of a Fourth Reich.

Could this be the real reason the Ziggurat was bombed in the Gulf War? 🤔

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

What if I just tell everyone I own all tomato seeds and that they need to pay me to plant them from now on?

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

Tor-tel-li-nis~

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

The youths keep saying "bet," yet they seem confused when I accept their wagers.

Curious.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

Such sacrifice is how you know the true faithful.

RaptureTok was begging for divine intervention last month but didn't even offer up a fun sized snickers 😞

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

Rare icon of the apostle himself.

Generic drawing of a Jack o Lantern from Google Image search.

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

So, he rose again on the 211th day, giving unto his apostles sweet dishes of fruit and honey. And thus did they rejoice, setting gourds about his tomb to mark his coming.

-The Gospel of Jack.

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

Telling him how important he is to me and mostly playing virtual hide and seek with him.

Surely nothing will go wrong.

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

All Saints' Eve.

You... you don't have to make up JesusWeen.

Hell, you can do Hallowtide and make it three days worth of stuff.

Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 2d

Some Christians are pushing a holier alt to Halloween. They are calling it Jesus Ween. I wish this was a joke.

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