Avery Hage
@averyhage.bsky.social
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31. Michigander. Big fan of things that go vroom.
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With Vandoorne, Jakobsen, and Jensen all leaving Peugeot, I still wonder who all the replacements will be. We know 2 (Cassidy & Pourchaire) but who is the 3rd? I know Clement Novalak did a rookie test with them. Not sure if that will amount to anything or not.
averyhage.bsky.social
MY MAN
thetnholler.bsky.social
MCCALLUM: “Margaret Thatcher said socialism’s great until you run out of other people’s money.”

🔥ZOHRAN: “Cuomo had $900 million and gave it to Elon musk in tax credits— I wish the debate were like NASCAR so people could see logos of billionaires who sponsor him on his jacket.”
averyhage.bsky.social
Bro was crashing too much so I had to take his ride (also first road course win)
averyhage.bsky.social
Biggest thing I’ve learned about driving the ARCA car around Lime Rock in NASCAR 25 is you gotta go slow to go fast(er). Did several Q laps and my fastest was one where I wasn’t trying to push the car at all.
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It’s so funny you say that because I also have Spectrum and have been pretty satisfied with it lol. But that sucks though.
averyhage.bsky.social
I used to have a blog from like 2009-2014 where I reviewed energy drinks and that’s what it was called
averyhage.bsky.social
Was doing 1:44s earlier today. Now I’m at 1:38. Figuring it out. 📈📈.
averyhage.bsky.social
I’ll stick with real, consenting adults thanks
averyhage.bsky.social
Spun out Almirola but came back to beat me by half a car length. It’s 1-1 asshole.
averyhage.bsky.social
Did a quick xfinity race at cota 100 difficulty. Started last. Got up to 4th before track limits fucked me. P13.
averyhage.bsky.social
It's literally because he's on the cover and he's iracing's golden boy
averyhage.bsky.social
My first impression is where the fuck is the controller vibration on xbox? I can’t feel what the car is doing at all. Are you just supposed to rely on audio/visual cues?
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Can’t wait to play it later today
averyhage.bsky.social
Can’t wait to play it later today
averyhage.bsky.social
Mick Schumacher to IndyCar is definitely an interesting story. I’m excited to see him on the grid but will miss him in WEC. He was pretty exceptional for Alpine. But I’m not sure if he ever really wanted to be in sports cars.
gayracingpod.bsky.social
Denny Hamlin: NASCAR's Man of the Year

🌟 Hamlin's last restart charge was a career highlight
💥 Should Ty Dillon's team be PENALIZED for Byron crash?
🤔 Is Penske in trouble?
🏁 Would Las Vegas make a good season finale?

NEW EPISODE! Out on all platforms
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averyhage.bsky.social
Probably at least a few I’d think
averyhage.bsky.social
Damn Matty D got fired again lmao
averyhage.bsky.social
This inspired me to look at parks in my area (there's one a 4 minute drive away)
averyhage.bsky.social
Many are saying this
lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social
Like a milf into flames only to rise again
averyhage.bsky.social
Wait that literally happened in 2019 I'm a dumbass lol (3 JGR cars in the final 4 I mean)
averyhage.bsky.social
Brooke, whatever you do, do NOT watch an IMSA race!
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GOOF LORD
averyhage.bsky.social
11 car is on fucking rails goof lord
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This is almost certain to change but as it stands right now the final 4 are 3 JGR cars and Larson lol. Would be interesting to see how JGR plays that.