Auld Banshee
@auldbendy.bsky.social
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Pie eater in Sauceland. Bendy in a chronic kind of way (hEDS). And housemate of Clarence the cat, I know that's why you're here really. She/her. Views are my own.
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auldbendy.bsky.social
But it's just oxidised water
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Spotted on a school friends FB. She's a deputy head teacher. So much bad science and grammar in one post.
A Facebook post saying 'to any of my friends and family, if you're still drinking tap water please stop!....

And a photo of some glasses of water turned yellow.
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Wtf? That's worse than here in Edinburgh!
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Yeah I think it is but I also thought it was well known over here. Like Little Women.
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I really thought it was a well known kids book?
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I thought it was Liz Kendall he was in a relationship with?
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Haha yeah I can relate to the traumatised bit. I had a lot of soft toys as a kid and I was so worried they'd all be burned if I got sick.
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Really?! It was one of my favourites as a kid. So weird how that happens.
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Just managed to have a shower and now I want to velveteen rabbit my clothes and bedding.
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Facial expressions are a very important part of BSL and SSE, you would lose a lot of context without them.
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I just watched The Returned and this has the same vibes.
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Oh god just saw this OpenAI generated video someone posted to Reddit of ‘A girl knocks on your door at 3am’ and this may be the least mentally healthy product on the planet it not most terrifying
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She absolutely knew what question was coming, her body language 100% gave her away. What a prick.
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It's just really weird to put it out to your work connections isn't it
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LinkedIn is getting more like Facebook every day.
Paint me however you want.

Label me. Judge me. Twist the story. But understand this: My heart is pure. My loyalty is rare. My intentions are real. I stand firm in who I am, with or without your validation. Because I know exactly what I bring to the table and I'm not afraid to sit alone xxx
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Me too! Before they added the additional numbers in.
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Totally. I think we got through a couple of episodes
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That's really horrible, I'm sorry
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I couldn't watch the inbetweeners the first time because the characters were too spot on and cringe, I knew those guys. Wtf would it be like now? One voting reform, another got into real ale, another one is just fucking done with life. Married to people who post on Mumsnet. Life is bleak enough.
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It comes with the name I think
A ginger cat lying curled up on a brown couch.
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I'll take this as confirmation all my englishness has slowly eroded away by living in Scotland for the last 23 years.