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Goose, ready for pie season
@augustagoose.bsky.social
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · Jun 25
People are the worst.

Not you, you’re top notch, but people*

*gestures wildly in all directions
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 5h
Lulu told me I’d get more likes and moots if I posted more pictures of her.
Lulu, black cat, on a blue fleecie blankie. Looking at the treat that I’m holding so she looks at (near) the camera.
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 10h
I could also probably name 20 types of pie
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 10h
I can remember all the lyrics to Manic Monday, and at least 20 digits of pi, but for the life of me, I can’t remember where I left my glasses
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debbshock @debbshock.blue · 14h
logging on
a duck's ass sticking out of the water
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 11h
Drop something pink
Very dramatic eyes and brows, with loads of mascara, on a hot pink background “Not today Satan”
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 12h
Post something pink
Pink background: “Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 12h
Your daily horoscope.
Today you will feel like a thrift store book: dog-eared, with a creased spine, and patiently awaiting a chance to enthrall someone new.
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 12h
The right way to nerd up my Saturday
riotgrlerin.bsky.social RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13h
star trek and famous art: a thread
Captain James T. Kirk in The Scream by Edvard Munch.
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 12h
Can’t trust the innocent looking ones.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 12h
Quark in Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin.
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 1d
When I hear ‘trunk or treat’ as an introvert I can’t help thinking that crawling into a trunk sounds like a viable and relaxing treat.
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 1d
My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3d
Sorry my seasonal depression and your period synced up and we accidentally started a coven that just cries and eats cereal for dinner.
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 1d
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Road sign toward Twatt Orkney, Scotland Small crossroads with farmland in the background.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 9d
I have no maximum capacity for cheese. There is always room in my face for cheese
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Sep 24
Allow me to recklessly speculate
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d
Calories are one of my favorite snacks
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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 2d
Any picture can be a motion picture if you throw it
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 1d
Whispering sweet nothings in your ear, but hauntingly
deranton.bsky.social anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1d
Calling you about your car’s extended warranty, but on an unplugged rotary phone
augustagoose.bsky.social Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 1d
Dancing to the beat of my own drum, but creepily
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 1d
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Robot Chicken of Robot Chicken
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 1d
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Bonnie the Robot from Spaceballs
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 2d
THE SCARIEST WORDS A FLORIDIAN EVER HEARS:

3. Another serial killer is on the loose.

2. A Category 5 hurricane is headed your way.

1. We are thinking of heading down with the kids and the dogs. How far are you from Disney?
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Blerrbaster @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 1d
Today is a great day to cause absolute fucking chaos. Black cat with horns
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Goose, ready for pie season @augustagoose.bsky.social · 1d
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 3d
What doesn’t kill you tenderizes you, making you more succulent and delicious. For next thing that comes to kill you
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