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People are the worst.

Not you, you’re top notch, but people*

*gestures wildly in all directions
Lulu told me I’d get more likes and moots if I posted more pictures of her.
I could also probably name 20 types of pie
I can remember all the lyrics to Manic Monday, and at least 20 digits of pi, but for the life of me, I can’t remember where I left my glasses
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Your daily horoscope.
Today you will feel like a thrift store book: dog-eared, with a creased spine, and patiently awaiting a chance to enthrall someone new.
The right way to nerd up my Saturday
star trek and famous art: a thread
Can’t trust the innocent looking ones.
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When I hear ‘trunk or treat’ as an introvert I can’t help thinking that crawling into a trunk sounds like a viable and relaxing treat.
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My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper
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Sorry my seasonal depression and your period synced up and we accidentally started a coven that just cries and eats cereal for dinner.
irresponsibly posting my location on social media
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I have no maximum capacity for cheese. There is always room in my face for cheese
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Allow me to recklessly speculate
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Calories are one of my favorite snacks
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Any picture can be a motion picture if you throw it
Whispering sweet nothings in your ear, but hauntingly
Calling you about your car’s extended warranty, but on an unplugged rotary phone
Dancing to the beat of my own drum, but creepily
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
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THE SCARIEST WORDS A FLORIDIAN EVER HEARS:

3. Another serial killer is on the loose.

2. A Category 5 hurricane is headed your way.

1. We are thinking of heading down with the kids and the dogs. How far are you from Disney?
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
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What doesn’t kill you tenderizes you, making you more succulent and delicious. For next thing that comes to kill you