AS Koi
@asynkoi.bsky.social
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Koi, fish, 1 ct. Writer, artist, and some other things. No AI. They/them, not negotiable. etsy: catalyststudiosart gallery: moritorium.com
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asynkoi.bsky.social
museum security guard is where i needed it but i could have used it working in bars and offices years prior
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i have some friends who could benefit from internalizing this

(i implemented this practice in the oughts when i started to feel less safe in public for *reasons*... it's helped immeasurably)
chappelltracker.bsky.social
This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.
User homoquartz writes: as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now."
Small talk isn't to get to know a person. It's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. I am motivated by wanting the other person to know I am friendly, so I have gotten pretty decent at small tall when I used to hate it.
asynkoi.bsky.social
yes, or perhaps if agent provacateur had not infiltrated the crowds at the WTO/N99 protests

i have mixed feelings about spiking trees ( that shit kills loggers, and we do still need wood) and magic-think that hurts the environment more (releasing minks from farms) but thats another tangent...
asynkoi.bsky.social
i just tuck the flap inside the pocket, no flappy
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People who fly in private jets, or who are waiting for some Biblical "End Times", or both, don't care if common folk suffer or starve, regardless of how we vote. Tis stopped being "politics as usual" years when Russ Vought and the Trust Fund Pedo Club got involved.
asynkoi.bsky.social
my scariest one was some dingus trying to jackrabbit across the 12 from one of the BF side roads in the 60 mile an hour stretch just past Summit.

I was the only other car for miles fortunately so i just swerved around them as they hit the brakes and not get tboned
asynkoi.bsky.social
i attended a wedding reception i was mildly concerned i wouldnt know anyone but the bride and groom or like, i'd have some bad blood with some folks from when i fell out with one of my old scenes, but no. Lots of actual friends and genuine adults. I'm grateful, really. I needed that, glad i made it
asynkoi.bsky.social
such a lovely reception! thank you for having me. I wish i could have planned better and stayed at a nearby friend's because the drive back was Oops All Drunks yikes
asynkoi.bsky.social
since i work weekends, i basically never drive on weekend nights anymore

narrowly avoided 3 collisions on my way home... didnt even need my red bull to stay awake and i am happy to have a tranq script at home

were there always this many entirely wasted people driving at night on the 5 and 101?
asynkoi.bsky.social
this game is stoopid
asynkoi.bsky.social
same people who ignore the indigenous folks
asynkoi.bsky.social
if the people who work the food trucks, bars, and groceries in your "walkable community" can't afford to live nearby, it's an amusement park
asynkoi.bsky.social
as a small town farmy hick, thank you
asynkoi.bsky.social
this is beautiful, thank you for all the inclusion
asynkoi.bsky.social
for me it's "failmonkey dad you are TEN MINUTES LATE I could have died"
asynkoi.bsky.social
for what you are getting and where it is? Pretty effing pricey.

You're paying more to live around wealthy white people. For shit square footage and iffy upkeep. But the neighborhood is cuuuute.
asynkoi.bsky.social
Portland, for all its front end liberal posturing, is a yellow stripe city at best. It's pretty white (it's in Oregon ffs), lacks curb cuts, and is extremely expensive to live in.

Is it a target because it has public transit and a Democratic mayor?
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Congratulations, lol
asynkoi.bsky.social
"Whoa the frogs are *multiplying*!? What does it mean?"

Typical city folk.

Frogs have an MO like:
1. Eat bug
2. Be loud.
4. Maek moar frog
4. Get louder
asynkoi.bsky.social
they are surprisingly shy, quiet, and mannerly, at least in front of strangers while penned
asynkoi.bsky.social
it is a farm, after all, and the person who *will* be living there full time agreed to look after them

it was not part of the original sale agreement though... surprise goats
asynkoi.bsky.social
checked in the barn and found these... previously undisclosed assets that the current occupants of the farm are not intending to take... my agent didn't even know they were there either
a pair of smallish, well cared for, quite alive goats
asynkoi.bsky.social
been locked out of this miserable site for no reason multiple times this week

lets just go back to blogs....