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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 18m

It looks like the Dodgers have the statistical edge over the Blue Jays as far as fantasy points in the outfield/DH mix… but regular season performance goes out the window during the playoffs!

Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s a position-by-position fantasy point comparison of the Dodgers and Blue Jays ahead of tonight’s World Series game 1. Note that Bo Bichette’s return to the lineup throws this all out of whack… but I made this chart before the rosters were announced and I’m not redoing it.

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 3d

More like SEEYA-TLE 👋 as the Mariners have been eliminated, closer than they’ve ever gotten to a World Serious appearance. I guess it does not pay to have three Cancer Crabs back to back to back in the middle of the batting order ♋️🦀

Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 6d

Remember when the Brewers beat the Dodgers all six times the two teams met in the regular season? Neither do Brewers or Dodgers fans, as LA takes one step closer to defending their World Series title.

Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 12d

In an “Oops! All Bullpens” NLDS Game 5, the Chicago Cubs couldn’t hold the line to win three in a row against the Brewers in Milwaukee (who also had the best record in the MLB)

Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 12d

Here you have the WNBA Champions once again, via the sweep, the Las Vegas Aces, featuring the incomparable A’ja Wilson ♌️🦁

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 13d

The final elimination of the 2025 WNBA season occurred last night, with the Phoenix Mercury falling in a sweep, despite the best effort of top Aries forward Alyssa Thomas ♈️🐏

Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 13d

What an epic ALDS Game 5 last night! The only bad part was that it had to end and one team had to lose. And it’s a shame that the best pitcher (Tarik Skubal) on the best sign (Scorpio ♏️🦂) ended up on the losing end.

Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 14d

WELL WHADDAYA KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE OF MY CANCER BOYS FINALLY CAME THRUIUUU!!!1

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 14d

The SAME THREE CANCER CRABS due up in a row once again. You simply cannot make this stuff up. ♋️🦀

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 14d

Holy crap three Cancer Crabs due up in a row in the bottom of the ninth can they do it?!?! ♋️🦀

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 14d

Even though all the playoff teams have hoodies that say “Built For Fall,” the Phillies had the most playoff-capable roster, in my opinion. I guess in the end, the heavy Pisces ♓️🐟 and heavy Libra ♎️⚖️ combination was not the way to go in 2025.

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 16d

In the words of Big Papi and Vlad Jr. “DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!” A star-studded roster and rotation (led by Taurus legend Aaron Judge ♉️🐂) fails to advance past the division series.

Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 18d

I look at this Boston Red Sox lineup, and can’t help but wonder how far they’d have gotten if Rafael Devers hadn’t been such a Scorpio ♏️🦂 and decided that he’d rather get traded than play first base…

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 20d

Correction: I should have said that federal agents shot someone *else* in Chicago today:

chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/10...

Federal agents shoot woman they say 'boxed in' authorities on Chicago's Southwest Side

Authorities were on patrol when they were "rammed by 10 cars," according to a statement from the Department of Homeland Security. The woman who was shot "was armed with a semi-automatic weapon," promp...

chicago.suntimes.com

Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 20d

As residents of Chicago continue to be terrorized by federal immigration agents (who just shot a woman today), their beloved Cubs were able to advance in the playoffs by defeating these San Diego Padres:

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 22d

In between calls to my elected officials, demanding that they stand up for their constituents who were abducted as part of the Global Sumud Flotilla… I analyzed the roster of the second Ohio-based team to exit the MLB Playoffs: the Virgo-heavy Cleveland Guardians ♍️💐

Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 22d

MAGA? More like, EAIAC - Every Accusation Is A Confession

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 23d

We’ve got our first MLB Postseason elimination: the Cincinnati Reds! Very Leo-heavy ♌️🦁 in both the lineup and rotation, their best player, Elly De La Cruz, is a Capricorn ♑️🐐

Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 24d

Say farewell to the Indiana Fever, led by Sagittarius legend-in-the-making Aliyah Boston ♐️🏹

(BTW the ^ signifies a player acquired during the season. IND had to remake their team on the fly after an injury to Aquarius legend-in-the-making Caitlin Clark ♒️🏺)

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 25d

If you’re wondering how I could be so focused on Astrology and American Sports at a time when the world is burning and fascism is literally spreading from coast to coast…

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 25d

I’ll start analyzing the real-life MLB Wild Card round as the games are played, but suffice it to say, the final tally shows Scorpio ♏️🦂 holding off Virgo ♍️💐 (led by Jose Ramirez) to win the Fantasy Astrology Baseball Leage title of 2025.

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 25d

To be fair, if top Libra forward Napheesa Collier hadn’t gotten injured (injured bad), she would likely have had the most playoff minutes, to go along with her team lead in regular season fantasy points. ♎️⚖️

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 25d

The number one seed Minnesota Lynx are out of competition for the WNBA title. The player who had the most minutes across the first two rounds: Cancer Crab Kayla McBride! ♋️🦀

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Astrology Baseball @astrologybaseball.bsky.social · 29d

The highest-seeded team eliminated in the first round of WNBA playoffs is the #3-ranked Atlanta Dream. Perhaps not surprising, since their two highest fantasy-scoring players - Allisha Gray and Brionna Jones - belong to Capricorn and Scorpio, respectively, signs that didn’t win their divisions

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