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JenD 🇪🇺🌱

@asteroidchick.bsky.social

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Ret primary teacher, gardening, pro EU, here mainly for books, trees and musing/ranting about #TheArchers.

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2h

Well, I’m shocked I tell you, shocked! 😮

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 10h

Part 2 please…

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 1d

#TheArchers

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 1d

You’re right of course but I’d love it if Brine finally saw the light and went for competence over blood ties. Maybe the fragrant Miranda can talk him round. #TheArchers

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 1d

With that massive twattery, plus setting fire to the tractor, surely Ruairi has blown his chance of getting the farm. #TheArchers

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 1d

Ruairi’s a complete twat. #TheArchers

JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 1d

Hasn’t Esme ever been to a funeral? She’s very naive. #TheArchers

JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 1d

Hahahaha!

JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 1d

Brine is furiously

#TheArchers

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 1d

Words of truth, Alice. Well done. #TheArchers

JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2d

It certainly is!

JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2d

Ice-cream certainly is but jelly is an abomination which I’ve hated all my life. It’s the texture. Eurgh!

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2d

That’s very kind of you, thanks!

JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2d

Hahaha! #TheArchers

JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2d

That’s got me wondering which of the current Ambridge women would be considered ‘cultured.
Def - ‘has had a good education and knows a lot about art, music, literature, etc.’
Linda, Azra, Usha… any others?
#TheArchers

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2d

I see what you did there. 👏👏👏

FintanTheWrong @fintantwrong.bsky.social · 2d

It was ripped out: the Gills found it too perfidious for their tastes.
#TheArchers

Ian @worcesteryokel.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder if they still have the Albion. #thearchers

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2d

😆😁😁

JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2d

Didn’t we hear it was in a skip when the Gills were refurbing? #TheArchers

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2d

If Miranda gets the Home Farm house we’ll really miss the Gills. Such a great family and an asset to the village. #TheArchers

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2d

One of Oliver and Caroline’s foster children. #TheArchers

JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 2d

I’m enjoying that! #TheArchers

JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 3d

Eurrgh!

JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 3d

You’re so right about the app, it’s dire. I’m open minded about what to get at the moment but I definitely don’t want another Fitbit.

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll be interested to hear how you get on with the Samsung. My Versa is on its way out and now needs charging every two days. I’m going to ask Father Christmas for a new smartwatch but as yet I’m not sure which to choose.

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JenD 🇪🇺🌱 @asteroidchick.bsky.social · 3d

Ha! So true!