Assaph Mehr 📚⚔️🕵️👻🏺🏛️🤖
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Author of Murder In Absentia, an historical-fantasy murder-mystery in a quasi-Roman Ancient World (see http://egretia.com); Mad genius behind http://TheProtagonistSpeaks.com
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Since it's been a while & I met a lot of new peeps here, some introductions are in order!
Here you'll find Bookish stuff:
* I read & review novels 📚
* I write some too 😉
* It's all about fantasy, mystery, & history
* The occasional nature pics, history & archaeology tidbits, and rants against 🤖
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assaph.bsky.social
Some I already have (I *like* reading my stories). Some do not actually exist (typos are as inescapable as death and taxes). Others are overlapping, but 2k word/day and immunity from distractions sound lovely 😁
#writerslife
Title:
You can only choose three potions:
Row 1 (left to right):

built-in mental thesaurus
remember all of your worldbuilding
banish imposter syndrome
ability to finish your WIP

Row 2:

Marketable™ ideas
never get tired of reading your own work
infinite grammar skillz
coherent first drafts

Row 3:

2000 words every day guaranteed
immune to distraction
desire to actually write when you sit down
eradicate typos permanently
assaph.bsky.social
Indiana Jones and the Protracted Peer Review?
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Last 24 hours to grab this amazing anthology on the cheap!
It Takes A Village: a speculative anthology about the meaning of care. Edited by Eric Klein.
It Takes A Village: a speculative anthology about the meaning of care. Edited by Eric Klein. Can Care and Compassion be legislated? Utopia or Dystopia? What do Care and Compassion mean in the age of Artificial Intelligence? Is there space for care and compassion on interstellar travel? Penal Colony or war?
assaph.bsky.social
One of my proudest side-projects: stories of care and compassion (and who doesn't need some these days?) On special this weekend, so grab your copy!
On Special - Oct 3-11!
ebook $0.99!
Book Title: It Takes A Village
Subtitle: An Optimistic Anthology Speculating about the Meaning of Care
Editors:

Alison-Maynard
Gillbee, KC
Eric Klein
(Plus Past Precedent, Internationalist, Women's Faction - smaller text)

Story Themes/Content:

Utopian and Dystopian Futures
Assorted Gods (old and new)
A Criminal Trial
Shadowy Government Agencies
Colony Ships and Interstellar Travel
Tangible Benefits of Compassion
Fantasy Social Justice
Artificial Intelligence (of various flavors)
The meaning and merit of Care
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It Takes A Village: a speculative anthology about the meaning of care, bringing some of the best indie #scifi and #fantasy voices to speculate about what it is to be human. On Promo this week! amzn.to/42pE2ww
It Takes A Village: ebook on $0.99 special Oct 3-11
assaph.bsky.social
It Takes A Village: a speculative anthology about the meaning of care, bringing some of the best indie #scifi and #fantasy voices to speculate about what it is to be human. On Promo this week! amzn.to/42pE2ww
It Takes A Village: ebook on $0.99 special Oct 3-11
assaph.bsky.social
A few weeks ago we came back from a book fair with a haul of some interesting finds from the “Old Books” tables. I’d like to draw your attention to those below, as I’ve bought them with the explicit intention of incorporating into my own future writing.
egretia.com/2025/10/01/w...
Writing Old Books
A few weeks ago, the wife and I went to a used-books fair. We came back with a haul of some interesting finds from the “Old Books” tables. While there were too many others we had to lea…
egretia.com
assaph.bsky.social
As someone who deals with AI professionally, I know well their ability around creative writing 😜
Dragon head: Trad books
Dragon head: Indie books
Stupid dragon head: AI books
assaph.bsky.social
Too true 😅Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do study history are doomed to run around screaming "AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DON'T THESE FUCKING IDIOTS STUDY HISTORY!!!!!!!!!???
Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do study history are doomed to run around screaming "AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DON'T THESE FUCKING IDIOTS STUDY HISTORY!!!!!!!!!???
assaph.bsky.social
Then you'd love this one - some sentences have two (and both in the middle, to ensure you have to read it multiple times)
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I always imagined them as gremlins, but this works too 😅
Happy man: authors ready to publish their book
Menacing psycho behind: Typos
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luketarzian.bsky.social
🎧 The World-Maker Parable

🎧 The World-Breaker Requiem

Coming soon as audiobooks.

😋
The guilt will always call you back...
THE
WORLD-MAKER PARABLE
AN ADJACENT MONSTERS NGHTMARE
THE
- WORLD-BREAKER REQUIEM
INSTERS NIGHTMARE
*AN ALL CONSUMING DREAMSCAPE THE LIKES OF POE OR MORPHEUS."
- FANFIADDICT
LUKE TARZIAN
*GORGEOUSLY STARK AND DESOLATE."
- OUT OF THIS WORLD SFF
LUKE TARZIAN
The ADJACENT MONSTERS duology
assaph.bsky.social
From years of experience in both Roman practices and Australian wildlife, I can attest this is true 😂😂
yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary

loving that the general consensus here is that "the omen when you see a cassowary is that you are about to die of cassowary"
assaph.bsky.social
I'd get up (cranky, but still), and then get distracted by the kid asking about why one cat is humping the other and the dog barfing.
I'd be a terrible superhero. I'd see the signal calling in the sky from home, and be like "I literally just sat down."
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Ziggy wrote one of the best reviews I ever saw, which made me chuckle 😃
For anyone who wants to read it in full: www.goodreads.com/review/show/...