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Aeg | they/them | 26 | selfship 💚 sharing | 🔞 jjba, dorohedoro, hadesgame, etc. Selfship website: https://charophyte.neocities.org/ Send me something! https://charophyte.straw.page/ main: @aegann.bsky.social NSFW: @quarantinetank.bsky.social
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About me!

I'm Aeg and I've been selfshipping for over a decade. I especially love sharing!

Main selfships:

🦠 Ash x Jotaro Kujo (JJBA, current main)
❤️‍🩹 Ash x Noi (Dorohedoro)
🧿 Altis x Polyphemus (Hades 2)
⛓️ Abel x Ermes Costello (JJBA)
😈 Cinnabarite X Jasper (Steven Universe)

#selfship #ocxcanon
i just write what i know (painfully white guy in an interracial relationship/situationship)
I really have to write out the AU where Jotaro has a kid with Ash because. The circumstances have to be so fucked up for him to willingly have another child after Jolyne
also yes ash is the kind of white person who want’s to pose with a pumpkin like they’re pregnant because that’s clever right. they’re just one step away from putting it under their shirt
jotaro would rather die than do a photoshoot, much less a pregnancy photoshoot. but ash is like 🥺 but holly’s gonna want pictures…

jotaro ends up scaring the poor photographer to death
(WIP) idk if I’ll ever finish this but I drew this last month since Gwen’s birthday is on Halloween 🥹
YOU SHOULD SAY IT!! AND WE SHOULD ALSO BEAT PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH HAMMERS ABOUT IT!!!!
this exact thing is why I had to stop interacting with the "werewolf" community because every time it was white girl x subservient bodyguard big brown werewolf woman :( like come on can we think about this for a second
GIRL ITS *YOUR* STAND. GET REAL
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finally she knows everyone elses struggle
read “top jotaro” and got scared
relevant to recent replies i cannot believe my top jotaro ship is probably, unironically, starjota. like not even in a horny way i'm deeply depressed and serious abt it . objectively kakyoin is up there too but so aromantically/in such specific circumstances that i don't even use the normal shipname
lisa lisa didn't pass her dumptruck ass genetics onto joseph for yall to disrespect her for what she's done for us all.
cannot believe when people say jotaro has no ass. You think jolyne got that thing from her mother??
(it's because jojo fans don't respect women as people I know. i know.)
i dont hate "het" ships (stares at my own selfships) obviously but like. okay 95% of jolysui IS reductive het slop you guys need to do better. both jolyne and anasui are amazing characters on their own it should be so easy to not make slop and yet-
its so upsetting being a stone ocean fan when most of the people who also like stone ocean are jolysui truthers. and not even in an interesting way
this isnt a vent im fine emotionally its just the vibe of GODDD I NEED TO BE VULNERABLE AROUND HER RN
i literally miss ermes so much. i dont want to give her more shit in her life to worry about but god i would collapse into her lap crying rn
realizing that selfshipping is something that happens to me only when I have other things going on in my life. i can't have a distraction from life if I don't have a life to focus on in the first place...
ash and noi is het yaoi while abel and ermes are het yuri. hello is this thing on
OH MY GOD YEAH ITS SO ANNOYING. GOD
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long time no post…but hello miss cheeks! 😈
its so importnt to me. i love thinking about it
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the two sleep apart more often than not partially because jotaro is very picky about touch especially when he’s trying to sleep. and he hates being drooled on. and yet there are still nights where he doesn’t push ash away when they pull him closer, for whatever reason