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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 15h

THE SEASON SHIFTS AND SO DO THE TECTONIC PLATES UNDER THE BINNEX. Beloveds there are NEW PROBLEMS and unprecedented creaking sounds so HEAR ME OUT we have a nice orderly art stream yes?? #newweek #happymonday #everythingisfine #bereasonable

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 1d

AHAHAHAH OH DEAR GOD HOW MANY MORE STREAMS IN HAMMERTOBER?!?! PREPARE TO BE REASONABLE YOU JESTER RIOT IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER WEEK OF WEIRD #whatsupthisweek #livestreamschedule #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 3d

WE HAVE A SPECIAL EDITION GOLDEN KAPPA RECOVERY LIVE AT NOON EASTERN AND IF ALL DON'T LET ME RUN A BAJILLION HYPEVENGENCE GIBBAWEHS I AM GOING TO SCREAM COME LET ME GIVE YOU PRESENTS YOU ABSOLUTE GOLDEN GILDED GOBLINS #ITSJUSTKEEPSKAPPENING

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 5d

EVERYONE PUT AWAY THE DICE IMMEDIATELY WE HAVE GOBLIN MATH TO RECONCILE. Goblins ready your graph paper and sharpen your pencils IT IS THE MATTER OF GOBLIN MATH. #itswenesday #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 7d

Okay so if we can just get through the next COUPLE weeks and then we will have fewer hammers and hot air balloons and we can clear off the leaderboard and dismantle the disastermess DOESN'T THAT SOUND LOVELY?!?! #liveontwitch #happymonday #pleasebereasonable

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 7d

We need to make it through this madness and THAT MEANS THE HAMMERTOBER NEEDS TO NOT YOU GOBLINS. Let's all take a vow of reasonable and make our way to our sits mats - it's time for a whole new week! #liveontwtich #streamschedule #whatsupthisweek

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 10d

THIS IS THE LAST STREAM OF HAMMERTOBER RIGHT?? All goblins are required to leave hammers and horses and hypies at home ARE WE CLEAR??? Let's have a nice peaceful productive end to the week PLEASE. #everythingisfine #thereisnomorehammertober #nohammershorsesandhotairballoons

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 12d

WE WILL BE HAVING AN ORDERLY WEMSDAY STREAM. Goblins, this is a very busy biznizz and you all need to be reasonable DO YOU HEAR ME!?!? Please prepare your productivity pants WE ARE HAVING A NICE SWEET ART STREAM. #everythingisfine #streamingisnormal #pleasebereasonable

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 14d

On our list is a concerning amount of bittalment monuments, detention tower avatar updates, the continuation of an unauthorized hype hot air balloon festival, & costumes so soon?! DO YOU SEE HAMMERS ON THAT LIST? NO. NO THERE IS NO HAMMERS. #liveontwitch #everythingisfine #therewasanincident

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 15d

There will be NO MORE MADNESS OF HOTAIRBALLOONS HAMMERS AND HORSE and we are going to have a nice sweet time. Tame your hypies and turn in your homework, it's time for another week at the School of Chaos! #Whatsupnextweek #liveontwitch #SchoolofChaos

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 17d

THERE WAS AN INCIDENT. EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO BURN OFF YOUR HYPIE ENERGY BEFORE WE GO LIVE AT NOON I EXPECT YOU ALL TO BE REASONABLE. #therewasanincident #goblinsplease #october

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 19d

FIRST OCTOBER STREAM! After the ABSOLUTE WRECKAGE of September it is time for a NICE SWEET ORDERLY TIME YES? YES. See you at 5pm goblins! #thankyouserverboosters #hellooctober #pleasebereasonable

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 21d

NEW WEEK NEW WEEK LET'S HAVE A NICE SWEET REASONABLE TIME. THERE WILL BE MANY DEMERITS AND DETENTION AND NO VALORANT MATH IS NOT ON THE ABRENDA PLEASE PREPARE TO BE REASONABLE. #everythingisfine #nomoremath #liveontwitch

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 22d

GOBLIN SWEETS IT'S BDAY RECOVERY WEEK.
After you all behaved like completely feral goblins we will be having A NICE ORDERLY TIME NEXT WEEK NO MORE VALORANT MATH WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NICE REGULAR WEEK OF ART STREAMS AT SCHOOL OF CHAOS.

#whatsupnextweek #subtember #valorantplease #goblinmath

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 24d

SINCE NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE WE HAVE A METRIC TON OF GIBBAWEHS BECAUSE EVERY TIME I TRY TO FINISH A SENTENCE SOMEONE TWUNDSIES FOR THE LOVE OF GOBLINS SIT THE BUTTS DOWN TODAY WE HAVE SO MUCH TO DO AND I AM HANGING BY A THREAD DO NOT TEST ME #birthdayweek #liveontwitch

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 26d

WEMSDAY WILL GO DOWN IN GOBLIN LORE AS THE DAY I HAD YOU ALL IN ORDER AND EVERYTHING WAS A NICE FINE TIME. *YOU* WILL LET *ME* GIVE *YOU* PRESENTS. #birthdayweek #bereasonable #poboxofunusualsize #howdareyouall

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 28d

THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER GOBLIN BEHAVIOURS AND YOU ARE ALL GOING TO ACT RIGHT WE'RE LIVE AT 3PM FOR A NICE ORDERLY TIME. #birthdayweek #happymybirthday #liveontwitch

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · 29d

What do you do when you live in awe and fear of a riot of chaos goblins? YOU HIDE YOUR BIRTHDAY AMONGST A WEEK OF STREAMS THAT'S WHAT. We are going to spend the week next week with YOU letting ME give YOU presents!!

#whatsupnextweek #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #withapartyhat

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 19

We're live at NOON eastern and we will be preparing by reviewing APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOURS next wEEK when YOU are all going to let ME give YOU presents. Please form an orderly line or I will give you all a billion demerits. #LiveonTwitch #happyfriday #SchoolofChaos #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 17

THIS WILL BE A NICE ORDERLY STREAM EVERYONE BE READY TO TURN IN YOUR HOMEWORK. TAME YOUR HYPIES AND PACK YOUR JUICE BOXES, it's a nice normal day at the School of Chaos! #everythingisfine #remaincalm #schoolofchaos #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 17

The stream is going super fine and I am in complete control.
#streamingisnormal

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 15

WE WILL BE HAVING A VERY SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT HOW WE DO NOT JUST DO WHAT DICE SAY. EVERYONE GET YOUR LUNCHBOXES AND PREPARE TO BE REASONABLE FOR OUR VERY ORDERLY WEEK #HappyMonday #schoolofchaos #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 15

GOBLIN BELOVEDS A WHOLE NEW WEEK OF WEIRD?! What a roster this week you riot. We’ve got SERIOUS BIDNIZZ! Buckle up beloveds we have WEIRDNESS TO ATTEND TO. #liveontwitch #whatsupthisweek #itsanartstream #sortof

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 12

OOOOHHHHH goblins welcome to FRIDAY! We’re live at NOON eastern for our final stream this week and it’s time to head to The Pop Up Shop! Pack yet backpacks goblins! School of Chaos is in session! #HappyFriday #SchoolofChaos #liveontwitch

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ArtinJest @artinjest.bsky.social · Sep 10

GOBLINS. WE HAVE THINGS TO DO. I'm live at 5pm eastern and we need to finish the org chart, get all your homework graded, complete the seating arrangements, and somehow get the bubble gum out of the carpet. #SchoolofChaos #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

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