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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people!

@arfterdinner.bsky.social

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I am 18+//Minors please leave. Learner of Art. Pfp: @snitchs.bsky.social Ace, i've got a lean towards the mean. Warning: A lotta vore, TF, Macro, General Mindfuckery, A big mean mimic who can warp your flesh, & More!

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Mar 19

Hello (possibly vorny) people! Nice to see you've clicked on my page. But, i have a few requests before you go scrolling.

One, if any of the content makes you uncomfortable, please mute/block it/me. I tag it for a reason.

Two, I am not exactly a roleplayer, not to stop you. Just keep it in mind.

Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 24

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh he's so awesome.
You did so good with the design, he's so scrunchable.

Certainly don't regret redesigning Zeeb's sona now!

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 9

He was casually hitting this fucking pose, i shit you not:

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 9

Was in a call last night watching a friend draw something.

And we both lost our collective shit when we saw that he had accidentally drawn his sona like the fucking "Suddam Hussein's Hiding Place" meme.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 9

I would, but i can't be trusted behind a camera.

They say the camera adds ten pounds...
I cannot guarantee that the phrase won't be slightly more literal than usual.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 8

Fair. Sounds like mostly benefits to me!

Casual large moods are neat.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 8

Just be wary of Low Kick.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 8

That face when you max out the defense stat.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 7

Both if you're hungry enough.

Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 6

Incorrect.
I parry that fucker.

Off it goes.

Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 6

Just stuff it through the nozzle.
It's a bit messy, sure. But let that pooltoy eat cake damn it!

Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 6

You know what?

Tfs your Art Block into an Art Sphere.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 5

Finding out the hard way that my leftover serving of curry has enough salt in it to kill the average gamer.

I probably... should've stirred it more before reheating.

Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 5

Well, that pie was made out of several thousand kcals, compressed oh so densely into a pie by yours truly.

So if anyone ate it, it wouuuld become incredibly obvious in about...
Oh, 2-20 seconds.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 5

Dear lord, what a powerful shape.

Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 5

There's an easy way to test your propensity for pie indulgence.

Place a (completely inconspicious) pie on the ground. Then simply, turn around.

And now, we wait.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 5

Fun Fact:
This can actually randomly happen to anyone in remotely close proximity to me.

Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 4

I feel like this about starfox characters too (they're really short iirc.) How is Wolf even supposed to be remotely threatening when i can punt him like football across the room.

Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 3

Truly, the thing the world should fear most, is arf after a beer.

(Alcohol doesn't affect him. So if he's standing on the desk at 15ft tall, laughing manically, drooling exos over people and biting them with exo coated teeth [harmless, but results in tf] you've gotten him drunk purely on vibes.)

Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 3

Whenever i draw Arf holding a controller now, there is a very serious question to be asked of "is/was that a person"

And i do not know the answer.

Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 3

Also, Arf getting too into the vibes of the hangout, pulling an all nighter, then waking up the next day with a hugeass voregut or surrounded by a trail of haphazard tf is a good visual.

He's laid back, so if you do manage to get him invested. It's like you gave a mad god twenty cups of coffee.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 3

Most games are only four players.
So i guess i could host a mini tournament.

The bracket losers will become the controllers for the bracket winners.

And the winner of the tournament gets (turned into) a custom made controller.

What? It's great entertainment.
For me. Lets me flex the ol exos too.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 3

Though, knowing my friend group. The entire group would probably gladly offer to be the controller.

And then i'd have to start switching people off on a rota so everyone gets their fill of ITF for the hangout.

See, i'm a nice flesh warping mimic like that.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 3

CW//: TF

Having friends over for a gaming session, but i realise i only have three controllers, and five people (including me)

I hand the controllers to three of my friends. Then i grab the last friend-

Then I grab my controller. I own four controllers. Did i mention that?
A fifth might be nice.

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Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 2

It must be so tiring, fighting to be sapient. Hush, and let the exos drag you under, melting you down into a new purpose. Sustenance for a primal hunger. A glimmer of your conciousness remains in the mass of Arf, to be called on if ever needed again.

But, that won't be likely anytime soon. Will it.

Call Freud, this Dog EATS people! @arfterdinner.bsky.social · Sep 2

It would be incredibly amusing to me, that in spite of their appearance.

They actually make uplifting and supportive content.