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Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 20h

Well, yeah... But Linda Reynolds can't very well sue herself for reputational damage.
So, this must all be about grifting.
Alleging reputational damage is just the means to that end.
#AusPol

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 22h

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 23h

Not sure why he decided to go around?
Did he overshoot the landing and not leave enough runway to slow down?
Was there a technical problem engaging reverse thrust?
Seemed like he was landing in control until he hit the thrust to go around.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

...or "cajones" even (for those who can actually spell in Spanish!) 🫣

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

Lidia Thorpe has an uncanny knack for making other causes' protests become all about her. (Ref: her stunt at the Gay Mardi Gras.)

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

What a difference a plane makes...

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yes.
And their MAGA problem, which is just as contagious.
But that would require a government with cahones.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

Now THAT would be journalism worthy of a Walkley Award.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

I suggest you need purposefully imagine a very happy scenario whereby you give your spouse a positive surprise (or vice versa).
Brains can be reprogrammed. For every bad vision it throws up, make it think of a good one.
Eventually good visions become "the norm".

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

Australia here. Thanks for the offer, but we don't want Murdoch back. 😉

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

One of the consequences of having no genuine opposition, sadly.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

#BREAKING : The Australian Parliament Sports Club has just DE-REGISTERED itself as a lobby group... despite still being run by the Australian gambling lobby.
The change relieves our PM from having to explain why he's the PRESIDENT of an organisation designed to lobby HIS OWN GOVERNMENT.
#AusPol

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

"The Light on the Hill". #AusPol

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

Credit to Albo for progress in a few areas.
But he's done nowhere near as much reform as his opportunity and mandate enables. #AusPol

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like the echo of past traumatic stress.
I have similar dreams where I need to deal with a past crisis but am prevented from doing so.
I've heard that hypnotherapy can help.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

I turned it on after seeing your post about it in the early afternoon... and watched it all the way to the finish.
I'm not usually a car racing fan, but what a race that was!

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

No worries. Thanks for taking the time to respond.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 2d

It has the hashtag #parody in the post.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 2d

If the GOP lawmakers had consciences they would have never let Trump get away with even half of what they've waved through so far.
Theu have shown time and again that their only interest is self-interest.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 3d

Laura Loomer is not the hero America wants.
But perhaps she is the hero America needs.
PMSL.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 3d

Another successful op by the imaginary Anitifa Special Forces.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe we tap into our deep historical roots...?

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 3d

It's as if there's no such thing as a free 747.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 3d

Steph's bread is buttered on both sides...

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