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formerly Ape Descendant
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Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · Aug 17
Crazy how a few degrees in temperature lifts my mood
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 8h
How much does it pay?
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 8h
They keep making new young people & pulling the older ones out of circulation
apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 8h
Kinky
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 12h
I changed dentists when mine retired & her replacement was younger than me
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 14h
Happy Diwali to those who celebrate, especially my new neighbours who brought us sweets!
Diwali sweets made of rice, rose water, pistachios & other goodies!
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 21h
I should share the locked folder on my phone of fans that have been stripped back & torn apart
A tower fan with its bottom torn open Two upright fan casings & some tools to rip them apart (plus a pussy to the side) The same two fans showing their insides Those two fans spread eagle after being stretched open & destroyed
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
Just all of it.
What is this OnlyFans of which you speak?
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
Why don't you bring your cat with you to Sydney?
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
Is this common parlance out there today?
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
Slow enough for ya?
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
If you done get all of them you may as well have gotten none
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
Let's hold hands and walk five abreast while we dawdle through a railway station.
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
Footage sped up
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
I broke my tool on a satisfying weed
A broken weeding tool Me holding a satisfying weed
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
I'm constantly amazed by how many people have never been in public before
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
Potentially
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
45 years
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 2d
A tough lesson has been learnt that I need to call first and not just drop around do my parents' unannounced.

In other news I may have a new brother or sister soon.
🫥
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d
That's why they had to stop using the slogan: "Taste the Rainbow"
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d
New apron, with flaming galahs on it. You like eggs, right?
Me in an apron which has pink Galahs on it. I am holding 2 eggs
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d
www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/li...
Beauty bonsai: Sydney’s new suburban street art project is a must-see
Trees within their suburban context of power lines, poles and garbage bins are the subject of a presentation at this weekend’s Antidote festival.
www.smh.com.au
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 4d
That's a fucken sexy vehicle
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 4d
Storm over suburbia
Storm clouds over a cul-de-sac which is far nicer than mine
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 4d
"Let's circle back on this on December 9th."
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 4d
Weird stage of my notice period where I know I'm leaving but others don't.

Rejecting meetings with cryptic responses:

"More to come..."
"Stay tuned..."
"Maybe next time..."
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