Spooky Millennial Cowboy
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"He's an absolute Christmas Ham of a man"

- Hangman Adam Page - 2025

#AEWDynamite 🤼
Jack Perry is so gonna fuck over Kenny Omega
He's the Hank Scorpio of professional wrestling
The Don Callis Family is evil but they have a very good vibe about them overall. Lotta good elements at play: They have retreats, throw parties for each other, they have a guy with a fat ass, three luchadors, two gorgeous Japanese dudes. 🤼‍♂️
The only way either Mox or Darby says, "I Quit" is if someone they love gets taken hostage and threatened with a molotov
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Fuck that entire promo was art

#aewdynamite
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God damn that was intense.

When I saw It was a "cinematic" style video I thought it was going to be a bit corny but they really ramped up the threat of violence.

Fuck knows what these mad bastards are cooking up for Saturday.

#AEWDynamite 🤼
Tony Khan trying to protect Orange and Swerve from the brawl
Mariners on the Laptop and Dynamite on the TV
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I wasn't completely sold on this rivalry because it sort of came from nowhere to me but if this entire thing is Stat and Toni Storm outweirding each other, I'm all for it. 🤼‍♂️
Toni Storm is doing the best character work in the world and Stat Daddy just went toe to toe with her.
I don't know but they were like "wave American flags instead of using a sign at your protests"
Might as well attend in Klan regalia and tattoo a swastika to your forehead.
I love that 'Libertarian' is synonymous with 'nonce'