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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 57m

She's quite intense!

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1h

Today I have made bread, cherry and raisin chocolate-topped flapjack, done laundry and washed the car.

I would make *such* an amazing boyfriend / member of a new, non-shit royal family.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 7h

I hold this as one of the greatest albums I have ever heard. Like ever ever, as the kids probably say. Now here it is in remastered glory: take my money.
themountaingoats.bandcamp.com/album/the-su...

The Sunset Tree (20th Anniversary Remaster), by the Mountain Goats

13 track album

themountaingoats.bandcamp.com

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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 9h

the future anarchists want

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 12h

Hope you have fun Beck, knock out some good reps etc., do the gym things and so on 🙂

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 20h

I couldn't possibly.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 20h

I think he's now given up everything except the Andrew part.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 1d

Today I learned that Neil Diamond originally tried to make it big under his real name of Neil Coal, but in the end had to change it due to immense pressure.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 20h

They must have put the bollards in because of Basil. Or Basil reenactments.

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 20h

A sweaty night for some.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 21h

I might search out a massif pork loin for the purpose of Christmas gift bacon manufacture this weekend. Or I might not: I don't like Christmas. But you ideally need cold weather for the cold smoking bit of the process you see, so it's sort of a festive-adjacent activity. Difficult.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 21h

Some people must logically have Coriander inside them, by choice *shudders*

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 22h

Fingers crossed for Barb and Margo wrestling in a jacuzzi full of baked beans 🤞

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 23h

Women don't like men with cybertrucks but they adore men with Jaguars, right? Right.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

1 Staring forlornly into an empty office biscuit cupboard, a single tear rolling down their collective cheeks.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Noice.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

I had a very similar chat with the surgeon that reversed my stoma and rejoined what's left of my internal 'plumbing' - he hopes to never see me again, unless I fancied some more surgery.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Not a stellar performance.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Wol!

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Borderline justification for running the air conditioning at work yesterday, wishing I'd grabbed some gloves this morning: this is Autumn.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Perfection

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

In certain timezones, yes.

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Sitting in the car in the medical centre car park. I'm here stupidly early as I like to avoid the school run traffic. I have amused myself by parking more perfectly within the bay than anyone else around me. Now, Wordle™

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

*Squeezes Friday's butt gently, but with firmness of intent*

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Well, this is turning out to be as amazing as it looks. The Japanese have a rare skill in making very silly horror films.

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