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AndyW
@andyw76.bsky.social
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Probably nothing to add, here to read what people have to say
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 17h
If they were replaced by a teenager in his bedroom, they'd have signed Sabrina Carpenter (Is that who the kids like these days? I'm too old for this shit)
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 18h
I think the American Football/Cricket/(sure it exists in other sports too) concept of limited challenges by the captain/coach, which they retain if overturned, would be better. Obvious errors would be picked up, but you wouldn't be checking every decision to see if the drone cam spotted an issue.
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 22h
To be fair, if pissing off Palace is the name of the game, Prince Andrew is nailed on for the Forest gig.
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 1d
Luton Town in the 80s called...
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 1d
And Maggie in charge, don't forget that.

Who was in no way bothered about 'good natured hooliganism'
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 1d
So Musk IS in charge then?
AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 2d
Blonde fucks whole country in an afternoon?

Something about bond markets?
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 2d
The Wiki section on their support should tell someone all they need to know.

They're not going to mix well with Jenrick's Birmingham.
AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 3d
A Chinese bat writes...
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 3d
*withdraws*
AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 3d
Isn't that half way to the plot of Grimsby?
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 3d
GET IN THE HOLE!

Or not
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 3d
Well, isn't this ironic
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 4d
"This one neat trick Prime Minister Modi doesn't want you to know"

1 billion clicks
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 4d
Millennium Old Bugger
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 4d
My young assistant and I were traveling through Lincolnshire one evening...
Little Britain Sir Norman Fry sketch
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 4d
What, in the name of Atlantis, is that in the South Atlantic?
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 4d
"To keep my carbon footprint down, save money and keep miles off the car" = Because I can't be bothered.

Let's not pretend you're an eco warrior raging against the machine.
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 4d
Here for the outraged architects having been told their job is "moving round the furniture".
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 5d
Absolutely, with "the youth" being the main users of messaging apps, as well as being by far most likely to use voice notes, this is a foolproof plan.

<Buscemi skateboard meme>
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 5d
Or it's all running on Windows 10, and Microsoft are REALLY pushing the end of support warning?
AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 8d
As a 'proud' recipient of rental property mail outs in Auckland as well as car deals in Seattle, I would heartily second this.
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 8d
And it's either "customer states" or "customers state".

Glass houses and all that.
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AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 8d
I know it's massive #bait, but how has no one mentioned Ski Sunday?
AndyW @andyw76.bsky.social · 9d
Well, if you're going to get all "factual" about it.