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Andrew Werth

Andrew Werth

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Artist: abstraction, color theory, perception, philosophy of mind Alum Carnegie Mellon: Comp. Engineering & Info Networking Inst. Central New Jersey https://www.andrewwerth.com/

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 16d

Getting ready to head out to Princeton today #nokings

No kings any time, 250 year active democracy, removal zone
H/t Kieran Healy for inspiration

To love America, You must say NO KINGS

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 2h

"Every accusation is an admission" is evergreen with this group

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 10h

Schults Knows Nothing GIF

ALT: Schults Knows Nothing GIF

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 12h

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What Happens if You Blur and Sharpen an Image 1000 Times?

YouTube video by Patrick Gillespie

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 2d

Nope

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 2d

Springer hoping to be Gibson

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 2d

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 6d

If this was Game 7 I think we would be turning the clock back an hour during the game...

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 2d

Always happens when announcers jinx things. Ask Marty Barrett.

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 2d

Interviewing managers **during** an inning of Game 7 is insane.

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 2d

This is more Trumpian...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqkT...

History of the world Part 1 - Fuck The Poor

YouTube video by Doru Letz

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 3d

He's probably more of an "ESAD" guy

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 5d

a cartoon character named luigi is standing in a green field surrounded by trees .

ALT: a cartoon character named luigi is standing in a green field surrounded by trees .

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Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 6d

I'd rather they get the call right, but that one seemed obvious from the 1st slo-mo shot.

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 6d

The new museum was worth the wait! The collection looks fantastic, the "promised to museum" pieces in the Princeton Collects exhibit promise a great future collection, and the building itself is gorgeous. So happy to have this back in the neighborhood!

NJArts.net @njartsnews.bsky.social · 6d

Princeton University Art Museum is reopening this week after an extensive five-year renovation. It now "takes its place at the very front rank of art institutions in New Jersey," Tris McCall writes.

www.njarts.net/163241

Smartly renovated Princeton University Art Museum reopens; it was worth the five-year wait

Open house is scheduled for Oct. 31.

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 6d

If this was Game 7 I think we would be turning the clock back an hour during the game...

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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 7d

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 7d

Why not walk him every time? They did that with Bonds. It's unreal.

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 7d

It's also super helpful if you have an opening act you're not familiar with and want to hear some songs ahead of time without guessing what will be played. It has helped me to enjoy opening acts I might have not thought much of.

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 7d

"The Constitution stops him from accepting emoluments", too, but that didn't turn out so well

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 7d

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the Roberts court rules the 22nd Amendment unconstitutional!

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 7d

Also, "I like beer" in his confirmation hearing.

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 9d

I think he means, "We're not going to prosecute you at the federal level and we'd pardon you anyway for your crimes on our behalf and we're never leaving so you don't need to worry about consequences down the road."

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 9d

It's only an emolument if it comes from the Emolument region in France, otherwise it's just sparkling bribery

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 11d

By at least two orders of magnitude.

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 12d

Not in a row!
youtube.com/shorts/DhjZp...

Steven Wright | 24 Hour Store (1985) #shorts #comedyshorts #standupcomedy #comedyshorts #comedy

YouTube video by Classic Comedy

Andrew Werth @andrewwerth.com · 12d

Look, Smith put the mention of toll records in a written report. That's basically hiding them in a super-secret cybervault. Who even reads reports? If you didn't put it out on TikTok, you must be hiding something! /s