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@andrewmichael.bsky.social

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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 25m

We're probably going to end up with fucking Reform anyway, and they'll definitely climb shoulder-deep up the Republican's arse.

On the "plus" side (am I using that right?) the ruling party doesn't have as much sway over things here as they do in the USA

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1h

Damnit Terry, you're making everyone mad!!! Will you PLEASE just vote for the Democrats?!

🐘 🔵 🇺🇸

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1h

Glad to see "USA Defaultism" is still alive and well.

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1h

I've been voting Green for two decades now, so you're welcome, I guess!

...

But out of curiosity, who should I vote for to keep Trump out of power? Labour? The Tories? Lib Dem?

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 12h

"Oh, that's Babu Frick."

Girl, that tells me sweet fuck-all.

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 12h

But...
In my defence...

THE FUCK IS THAT?

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 13h

If some sail is good, more sail must be better!

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 15h

A pirate's life is the life for me!
Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 15h

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU!!!

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

Ah, it's from Force Awakens.
Thanks!

PS. my medal just said "Participant."

(Hope you were making a reference, otherwise I just look crazy 😬)

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

Those year 7 studens are going to be very embiggened by this totally cromulent chart.

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

I had no idea that the southern hemisphere had so much rain rain barkels.

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, I know one of them is Kyle Wren, but who's the other one?

Context please! ☺️

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/9T2h4iE4jOY?...

Replayed this recently 👀

Let's Play Star Trek Away Team - Introduction

YouTube video by Boomer2k6 Gaming

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

I have such a need for Mohrta, it's ridiculous.

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

Uh oh 👀

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

I don't do that sort of thing, I'm far too ladylike 😌

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

Just occurred to me, I forgot about your bi-annual "your ex-husband can choke on a bag of farts" tweet.

So here it is:

Your ex-husband can choke on a bag of farts.

Keep living your best life, wonderful lady.

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

This Lovok fella seems like a proud servant of the Star Empire.
I like the cut of his jib.

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

I liked Geordie and Data testing their "Federation" phaser rifle and they determined it was definitely a Romulan copy because it was "too energy efficient."

Geordie: It's a cheap Romulan knock-off!
Picard: How'd you know?
Geordie: ...it's better than the ones we make...

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

Dangit, typo.
I meant:

If I had A wedding dress, I'd wear it on any occasion.
I of course didn't wear a dress.
'Cause I'm a big manly man.

That's why I wore assless chaps and nothing else.

Except for a bow tie, obv.
Because I'm classy n'shit.

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

If I had my wedding dress, I'd wear it on any occasion.
Popping to Tesco. Cleaning the house. Going to the dentist. ... Guest at a wedding.

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

Oooh, is this that Martha Jane you were talking about the other day @fionaskywalker.bsky.social ?
The one with red hair from Space Wars that gets married to Link Skinwanker?

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 1d

👀👀👀👀👀

Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 2d

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