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Andreas Petersen

@andreaspetersen.bsky.social

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Screenwriter: Attack of the Demons (2020) When You Get to the Forest (2025) Coffee & Whoppers Currently repped by: Me wearing Groucho glasses

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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · Apr 1

I am so unbelievably excited to finally announce that When You Get to the Forest is now available on Blu Ray over at @vinsyn.bsky.social's website through partner label Cartuna.

We premiered almost 3 years ago, & I cant wait to share this movie with the world🐈

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When You Get to the Forest

2025 Subscribers: This is NOT included in your Subscription. If you'd like to purchase it, you will need to login to view your special 50% off SRP pricing. This special limited edition slipcover

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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 1h

10/15/25:
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Total pages written: 1477

Got to a scene that will probably be a bridge too far for most people. On a conceptual level, I mean. Trying hard to thread a line of bad taste through a palatable fabric. Also, may I add, "lol"

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 1h

I don't know who needs to hear this, but just know that you are loved, you are valid, your dreams are important, and if you are the owner of a silver 2008 Toyota Corolla please come up to customer service there has been a break in in the parking lot

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 5h

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 13h

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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 14h

I love Velocipastor so fucking much. Beneath the silly shit post premise is a heart of gold. Looks like the sequel is going to continue that tradition. Fucking stoked.

FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 15h

Check out the exclusive trailer for THE VELOCIPASTOR 2, featuring even more sex, drugs, and dinosaurs than the original.

Exclusive: THE VELOCIPASTOR 2 Trailer Debuts With Even More Sex, Drugs, & Dinosaurs

Check out the exclusive trailer for THE VELOCIPASTOR 2, featuring even more sex, drugs, and dinosaurs than the original.

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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 1d

10/14/25:
Pages written today: 6
Total pages written: 1471

Feel like this is the script that's going to get me sent to hell

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Your daily Inland Empire screenshot @bluetomorrows.bsky.social · 1d

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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 1d

One of my all time favs. Dude showed up to work for the straight to TV ewok movie

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 1d

I simply cannot

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 1d

Picture of passenger plane inverted with an engine missing and smoke billowing out of cabin:

Narrator of video titled "Photos with Disturbing Back Stories": At first glance, this photo appears normal. Nothing out of the ordinary, just a plane taking off for flight.

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 1d

It was a real set!

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 1d

mtg expansion in 1993: This set it based on a rich history and lore of Arabian myths and literature.

mtg expansion in 2025: minotaurs in racecars

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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 1d

10/13/25:
Pages written today: 5
Total pages written: 1465

I was responsible and wrote my pages earlier and played video games AFTER instead of waiting until right before bed and literally passing out at my writing desk.

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 2d

All hail a glorious leader Nobile! Huzzah!

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 2d

10/12/25:
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Have to be up in five hours for an early shift at work, so I contemplated just dropping one page and dipping, but goddamn it, those days are over. Send help somebody help me.

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 2d

Agree wholeheartedly

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 3d

Going to flip the script and show someone being a fuck up by having them covered in ice cream and having them eat tattoos

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 3d

10/11/25:
Pages written today: 7
Total pages written: 1455

Made up a little ground after last night's poor showing. Wrote a really fun scene in a Spirit Halloween facsimile. There's a one-scene character in it that I love and is like a dark horse for my fav character in the entire script.

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 4d

10/10/25:
Pages written today: 1
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My girlfriend's Friday night plans got cancelled so we got hot pot and stayed up til 4 watching Ludacris videos so only one page from ya boy

Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 5d

Me hitting the "AGREE" button

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Andreas Petersen @andreaspetersen.bsky.social · 5d

We also spent years casually devaluing films with streaming guides telling us where to find movies for "free" when they were on platforms we pay 20 dollars a month to use. Fuck, some major outlets STILL do this.

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