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Zeb Ulon
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 57m
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Governor Mike Dunleavy I’ve proclaimed today Charlie Kirk Day in Alaska. Charlie exemplified uncommon courage in pursing dialogue where it was most difficult, showing that civil debate and principled discourse strengthen our republic and encourage and sustain the unity of the American people.
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rusty54.bsky.social @rusty54.bsky.social · 19h
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 10h
he personally has no idea so that means NO ONE has any idea. it really is that simplistic.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 11h
"giving his budget office rare authority"

where is the power to "give" such authority codified?
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 11h
i bet if you mentioned his name to Trump he would have no idea who you are talking about. would recognize it even less than his friends Burn Bag and Habeas Corpus.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 11h
oh yeah? well Charlie had super strong neck bones that were able to stop a .30-06. so Trump has psychic sniper prescience and Charlie has bullet stopping neck bones. just an amazing set of superpowers that everyone should believe in.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 12h
perhaps they are just "tipping" it?
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 12h
good example of why Trump and conservatives in general think there MUST be some vast left-wing protest-funding apparatus— because *they* have to pay then surely the left does as well.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 12h
why i bet not a single one will even shit in the hallway like Trumps True Patriotic Shitters!
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 12h
the 38th ranked podcaster whose supposedly die-hard fans have already forgotten about.
google trends showing a bunch of people googling 'who the hell is charlie kirk' then not caring anymore.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 12h
how? would Charlie bad faith gish-gallop us all into submission? that shit only works on people that don't know any better and morons. there is a reason he "debated" children.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 22h
maybe referring to a different "bone".
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 1d
yes. i fully expect everyone at the rally will indeed be against fascism. that is the correct and good thing to be. vs. PRO fascist.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 2d
dang. maybe they should've spent the 9 seconds needed to figure out this is exactly what was going to happen if they voted for Trump. he said it out loud many many times.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 3d
if you include those that wished they were at J6 and have longing dreams of missing out— but couldn't afford it or get time off work as a mall security guard— i'm guessing it is 100%.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 3d
harder to do when they hide their faces and have no ID. guessing a LOT of them do not tell their friends or family what they are actually doing because they KNOW they are garbage.

probably keep things real real generic like 'work in/with law enforcement' or something.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 3d
another case of smoothbrains not getting the very simple concept of the paradox of tolerance.

when you break the social contract of tolerance by ziptying children and kidnapping anyone for not being lily white— no one is required to tolerate you or give you any respect. you forfeit that. 🤷‍♂️
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 3d
problems? plural?! having a hard time thinking of a single complex problem he has solved.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 3d
absurd. but yeah. they do indeed look like HUGE losers there. how many goofball tacticool dorkasses are needed to arrest someone in an inflatable squirrel costume. dozens apparently? so dumb.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 3d
trying to think of any bulk mailer system like this that would accidentally fire a list of people. seems highly unlikely. they didn't fire everyone so they definitely had some trimmed down list already drawn up for some purpose. if not firing... what?
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 3d
going to have a real hard time getting all the propaganda footage they were hoping to get.

if they do act violently to the dancing inflatable animal costumed people they are going to look like huge assholes and losers. real real hard to spin that one. doubt even RWNJ media consumers would buy it.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 3d
right? why are we supposed to just assume the plate-less vans are indeed ICE? seems they should be pulled over *regularly* to confirm if that is or is not the case.

if they aren't— what is stopping anyone else from just driving around with no plates?
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 3d
apropos of nothing in particular— you can buy caltrops on Amazon if you are having any 'bird' problems.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 3d
he gave himself work in this case.
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Zeb Ulon @ampshade.bsky.social · 3d
being an inexplicably pro-AI movie it has the possibility of becoming a hilarious cult classic when that massive bubble bursts.
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