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Amii Illustrates

@amiiillustrates.bsky.social

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Illustrator & funny comic strip maker ✍️ Get my book, calendar, prints & more 👇 www.amiiillustrates.com

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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 5h

Happy birthday!!

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 6h

Ragged 😌 inktober day 15

Funny comic strip.
Caveman holds up gift “another ragged cloth”
Other caveman: “happy birthday babe”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 1d

Trunk 🐘 inktober day 14

Funny comic strip. Elephant “well it’s certainly…”
Elephant with trunk replaced with a human nose “you love it don’t you”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 2d

Join the waitlist for my 2026 desk calendar! www.amiiillustrates.com/shop-home/p/...

June page of funny 2026 desk calendar. Comic shows midwife holding baby “congratulations! It’s.. huge. One moment please”. *takes photo holding baby like a fish*.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 2d

Drink 🌋 inktober day 13!

Funny comic strip.
Two people stood next to lava from volcano “no I don’t want to drink it”.
Other person now laying on the floor with ghost above them “worth it”.
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 3d

My first ever desk calendar is dropping soon! Join the waitlist to get notified when it’s released (+ get a discount code) www.amiiillustrates.com/shop-home/p/...

February page in a 2026 funny desk calendar. Comic strip on page shows someone sat at table. “Excuse me are you single?” “Umm yes” “cool thank you” *takes spare chair*.
Drawn in cartoon line art style.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 3d

Shredded 🐻 inktober day 12!

Funny comic strip.
“Whys your arm all shredded?”
*stood next to bear enclosure with “do not touch sign”*
“no reason”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you!!

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 4d

My new funny desk calendars have arrived and I loooove them!!

Join the waitlist to be first to know when they’re released ❤️ www.amiiillustrates.com/shop-home/p/...

Funny comic strip on a page of a desk calendar. Bird: “it’s a great spot… if you can get past the local pervert”. *bird watcher peers through window with binoculars*.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 4d

‘Reckless’ from day 8 is now available as a print! www.amiiillustrates.com/shop-home/p/...

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 4d

Sting 🤕 inktober day 11

Funny comic strip. “It’s this or a paper cut” *lays head in guillotine*. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 5d

Sweep 🧹 inktober day 10!

Funny comic strip. *person sweeping sand on a beach* “no I haven’t washed the dishes yet”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 6d

Heavy 🎈 inktober day 9

Funny comic strip.
“Our top slimmer this week is… Tim”
*tim stands on scales with a bunch of helium balloons lifting him up* *rest of group looks on angrily*
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 7d

Thank you so much!!

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 7d

Reckless 🫤 inktober day 8

Funny comic strip.
“I’m Steve and I’m a reckless spender”
*group of people missing arms and legs* “hi Steve”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 8d

Starfish 🧜‍♀️ inktober day 7!

Funny comic strip.
Starfish speaking on phone: “sorry babe they’re making me stay late again”
*reveals starfish happily working as mermaid bra*
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 9d

Pierce 🫤 inktober day 6

Funny comic strip.
Interviewer “thanks for coming but it’s not gonna work”
Interviewee with face piercings “is it the piercings?”
*zoom out to reveal interviewees large monster tentacles*
Interviewer “… yes”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 10d

Deer 🦌 inktober day 5

Funny comic strip.
A smashed window with a deer head poking through stares at person inside
Deer: you got any berries?
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 11d

Murky 🐊 inktober day 4

Funny comic strip. Two alligators stood beside pool of water with “for sale” sign.
Alligator wearing a tie: “it’s a generous pool of murky wa-“
Other gator: “sold”
Illustration drawn in simplistic line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 12d

Crown 👑 inktober day 3

Funny comic strip.
Person speaking to king sat in throne “yes I can see the crown, you still have to decide what you want for dinner”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 13d

Weave 🕷️ inktober day 2!

Funny comic strip.
Weave factory
Person sat on bench with spider
Spider: we’re ready your your interview
Person squishes spider
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 14d

Day 1 of Inktober (moustache), which means I’m planning to make a new comic every day of October. Wish me luck!

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 14d

Moustache

Funny comic strip.
Person applies a fake moustache in the bathroom.
Someone calls out “next!”
Doctor says “you look a lot like my last patient” as the person wearing moustache bends over a table.
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 17d

Get your 2026 wall calendar now! www.amiiillustrates.com/shop-home/p/...

Funny Cartoon 2026 Wall Calendar - Amii Illustrates

A funny 2026 calendar filled with hilarious comic strips, dry humour and sweary jokes.

www.amiiillustrates.com

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 17d

The comic for January in my 2026 calendar 😌

Funny comic strip.
Dog brings ball to owner “I got you a gift”
Owner throws ball
Dog “prick”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates