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Amby Bamby

@amby.bsky.social

670 followers 200 following 5.1K posts

give me a corn dog and a plane ticket to anywhere. my girls are my world. gig ‘em forever. texan, but not that kind. lawyer, but not that kind.

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 10h

“I’ll be done in a few minutes I promise”

her in the other room: “Alexa, set a few minute timer”

😂😂😂

Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 18h

Yes!!

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ETX Gov🏴‍☠️ @etxgov.bsky.social · 18h

Scientists have discovered me at work:

Khoa @khoavuumn.bsky.social · 18h

Paper under review for 6 months at a journal

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 18h

This is objectively a TERRIBLE sandwich choice to pair with a jug of whiskey.

And I have respect for pimiento cheese sandwiches. But that is never going to end well for you, my man.

Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING NEWS:

The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2d

look I know journalism is a dying industry

but I want sandwich details goddammit

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 1d

Same!!! I remember being so annoyed when I got my new student ID bc the old one was so pretty with the academic building and Rev on it and the new one was just a boring white background 😂

What I would give to go back and have that be the thing I worry about…

Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 1d

Teachers used to post them as like test IDs with grades lol until they finally changed to a student ID number instead. I remember at my new student conference my dad being like “wait, isn’t that your social?!?!?” and I was like 🤨🤷🏼‍♀️

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 1d

I will scroll back months of messages if I forget to save contact info to avoid being this annoying person 😂😂😂😂

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 1d

My brain: “ughhhhhhhh I haven’t been to Europe in FOREVER”

Also me: was in Latvia, Finland, Poland, Estonia, and Ireland FIVE MONTHS AGO

My brain ain’t wrong, though

Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 1d

When you do like $1,000 in returns so you’re like WOW LOOK AT ALL THIS FREE MONEY

Just over here trying to figure out where I’m taking my next vacation 😆

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Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 1d

I sing Father Figure in my head now as I make bad Dad Jokes on the internet

Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 1d

we used to be a proper country!!!!!

Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing is sacred anymore I stg

Amby Bamby @amby.bsky.social · 1d

My oldest’s food option for camp tomorrow is Little Caesar’s.

2 slices of cheese pizza for $10.

A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR’S IS $6.99!!!!!!

THIS IS PIEWAY ROBBERY.

Price listing for Tuesday lunch showing $10 for two slices of cheese